An Illinois man says he kept a 4-foot alligator in his home because “chicks dig it.” Dewayne Yarbrough, 42, said he kept the animal in a small tank and fed it just once a month to keep its size down. “He stated that he kept the alligator as a pet because it attracted women,” the [...]
It’s always difficult to pick out which mother is most deserving of Mother of the Year honors. But last week an Ohio woman shot up to the top of the list, by running over her teenage daughter in a parking lot. Nothing says love like the tire tracks of a sport utility vehicle. Runner [...]
Tomorrow is the big day, if you think 89-year-old California radio preacher Harold Camping is right, the world will end on May 21. Set your watches or smartphones, Harold Camping’s prediction is that at 6:00 pm local time in each of the world’s regions — starting in New Zealand at 0600 GMT — the Rapture will happen. The Rapture, when all true Christians will ascend into heaven and join their vengeful anti-socialist, homosexual hating, pro-gun loving God.
Despite increasing pressure from health-care professionals, consumer groups, and some investors McDonald’s Corp. is not going to get rid of its mascot Ronald McDonald. Opponents of the red headed menace believe that the kid friendly marketing appeal of Ronald McDonald is contributing to skyrocketing obesity and disease levels among kids. McDonald’s Chief Executive Officer Jim [...]
Reuters news service broke this exclusive on Friday: A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, say current and former U.S. officials. The pornography recovered in bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according [...]
And on the other end of the music spectrum… yesterday we dealt with music for babies. Today we turn to music for the dead. Literally. A British company called And Vinyly will turn your remains into vinyl when you die. Or if you’re not dead yet you can have a body part pressed into vinyl. [...]
There’s a new CD out for parents who are afraid to sing to their babies. Yes, afraid. I had no idea there was a market for such a thing, let alone hordes of parents who fear their baby’s stinging disapproval. From the website, Sing to Your Baby: In thousands of family concerts over more than [...]
Hong Kong Airlines is making all its cabin crew take kung fu lessons to help them to deal with drunk and unruly passengers. All staff had been invited to undergo training in wing chun — a form of kung fu used in close-range combat — but it was only compulsory for cabin crew. The airline [...]
So President Obama is sitting in Oval Office feeling pretty good, got a lot done last week. Last Thursday, he went into the White House briefing room and dropped off the long-form version of his birth certificate from Hawaii in a bid to shut up the Birthers. In his closing statement President Obama said, “I [...]
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