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		<title>Comment on Star Spangled Belgian Teen Unhappy With Tattoos by Michelle</title>
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		<dc:creator>Michelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2012 01:19:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have seen people pass out from the pain. I have also seen people drunk off their A**es and high, get tattoos done, that HAVE fallen asleep. BUT, my opinion is, if she could not speak to him and get a 100% recognition, then she shouldnt have done it. And why wouldnt she have drawn a pic. of how she wanted it done if she REALLY REALLY wanted this tat, that night?
But, what I think happened was she asked for these stars and then went home and got chewed out by the family and her boyfriend and she ended up fibbing and telling them that story. 
And no offense, but I really wouldnt get a tattoo done by someone who looks like that. I freaked out when the lady that was going to do my ear pearcing switched with a heavier pearced woman and I asked them to please switch back.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have seen people pass out from the pain. I have also seen people drunk off their A**es and high, get tattoos done, that HAVE fallen asleep. BUT, my opinion is, if she could not speak to him and get a 100% recognition, then she shouldnt have done it. And why wouldnt she have drawn a pic. of how she wanted it done if she REALLY REALLY wanted this tat, that night?<br />
But, what I think happened was she asked for these stars and then went home and got chewed out by the family and her boyfriend and she ended up fibbing and telling them that story.<br />
And no offense, but I really wouldnt get a tattoo done by someone who looks like that. I freaked out when the lady that was going to do my ear pearcing switched with a heavier pearced woman and I asked them to please switch back.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Texas Finds Something To Like About Thomas Jefferson by Eric</title>
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		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 14:59:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yuck, this blogger embraces the liberal mind set.  This is a constitutiional republic, I&#039;m sorry that disappoints you. Republicans will protect the constitution far more than the liberal communist democrats.  How many people did the communists killed? Far more than all wars combined. Now the innocent babies pay the ultimate price of left wing hatred. But that will spread to old people in the near future.

In 1868, the 14th Amendment  to the Constitution of the United States granted citizenship and equal civil and legal rights to African Americans and slaves. Its something the democrats hate with a passion giving blacks freedom. Instead they try to enslave them by getting them to vote for them enrolling them on welfare. I still see a lot of Democrat racists.  Obama is just a marxist puppet for the white marxist wing of the Democrat party.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yuck, this blogger embraces the liberal mind set.  This is a constitutiional republic, I&#8217;m sorry that disappoints you. Republicans will protect the constitution far more than the liberal communist democrats.  How many people did the communists killed? Far more than all wars combined. Now the innocent babies pay the ultimate price of left wing hatred. But that will spread to old people in the near future.</p>
<p>In 1868, the 14th Amendment  to the Constitution of the United States granted citizenship and equal civil and legal rights to African Americans and slaves. Its something the democrats hate with a passion giving blacks freedom. Instead they try to enslave them by getting them to vote for them enrolling them on welfare. I still see a lot of Democrat racists.  Obama is just a marxist puppet for the white marxist wing of the Democrat party.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Latveria Takes Norse Refugees or What I Read in April by Tyciol</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tyciol</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 01:50:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oklahoma: where people go to die</description>
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		<title>Comment on Forever Lazy, Perpetually Pathetic Clothing by James Humphrey</title>
		<link>http://sarcasticbite.com/2011/03/03/forever-lazy-perpetually-pathetic-clothing/comment-page-1/#comment-20815</link>
		<dc:creator>James Humphrey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 14:58:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Perfect.  You summarized my thoughts better than I just did to my wife.  I wish I could find some video of some poor college kid who fell for the advertising and showed up to a bowl game in one of these things.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Perfect.  You summarized my thoughts better than I just did to my wife.  I wish I could find some video of some poor college kid who fell for the advertising and showed up to a bowl game in one of these things.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Obama&#039;s New Ride by Mark</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2011 18:47:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Superfly Car Was a Convertable</description>
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		<title>Comment on My Facebook Date Made Me His Getaway Driver by Holly Comesoftly</title>
		<link>http://sarcasticbite.com/2011/09/12/my-facebook-date-made-me-his-getaway-driver/comment-page-1/#comment-16198</link>
		<dc:creator>Holly Comesoftly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2011 23:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wouldn&#039;t be the first date to end with the guy saying, &quot;Go, Go, Go!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wouldn&#8217;t be the first date to end with the guy saying, &#8220;Go, Go, Go!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Comment on Signs of the Apocalypse &#8211; Toddlers &amp; Tiaras, Falsies On A 4 Year Old by Geppetto Jones</title>
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		<dc:creator>Geppetto Jones</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2011 22:59:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>But wait there&#039;s more, Toddlers &amp; Tiaras this week featured an even younger show contestant -- 3 years old -- who apparently dressed up as a prostitute, emulating Julia Roberts’ character in the movie “Pretty Woman.”  Now the PTC is up in arms.

Melissa Henson, director of communications and public education for the PTC: &quot;We have a serious problem when The Learning Channel features a toddler, who probably hasn&#039;t even learned to read, dressed as a prostitute showing off her sexy strut. There&#039;s no question, TV executives are complicit in robbing these small kids of their childhood. For years we&#039;ve seen adults’ sexuality being inappropriately and aggressively foisted on innocent young children, but children today are being sexualized at younger and younger ages. All available data suggests they will suffer for it later in life.&quot;

Finally I agree with them on something, but the PTC also needs to blame the crazy ass parents for being complicit in all this.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But wait there&#8217;s more, Toddlers &#038; Tiaras this week featured an even younger show contestant &#8212; 3 years old &#8212; who apparently dressed up as a prostitute, emulating Julia Roberts’ character in the movie “Pretty Woman.”  Now the PTC is up in arms.</p>
<p>Melissa Henson, director of communications and public education for the PTC: &#8220;We have a serious problem when The Learning Channel features a toddler, who probably hasn&#8217;t even learned to read, dressed as a prostitute showing off her sexy strut. There&#8217;s no question, TV executives are complicit in robbing these small kids of their childhood. For years we&#8217;ve seen adults’ sexuality being inappropriately and aggressively foisted on innocent young children, but children today are being sexualized at younger and younger ages. All available data suggests they will suffer for it later in life.&#8221;</p>
<p>Finally I agree with them on something, but the PTC also needs to blame the crazy ass parents for being complicit in all this.</p>
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		<title>Comment on White Trash Take Over of Television by Sadrelahon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sadrelahon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 01:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bearding is not a real sport.  I think  Whisker Wars is stupid..  Why would people want to watch a show on facial hair and people who think facial hair could be a sport..</description>
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