Unemployed Hick Willing To Be Hunted For $10,000

The economy sucks and job prospects are sketchy at best.  So unemployed 28 year-old Mork Encino has launched a website advertising his humble services.  What is he selling? For $10,000 Mr. Encino will let people hunt him; if you pony up an extra $2,000 you can hunt him naked.  Well I guess it’s implied in [...]

 
Criminals Stick It Where The Sun Don't Shine

A 27-year-old woman has been charged with possession of heroin after 54 bags of the drug were allegedly found inside her genitals.  Karin Mackaliunas, of Scranton, Pennsylvania, was detained by police on suspicion of burglary at a bar in neighbouring Dunmore after crashing her car on Sunday. After searching her for weapons at the scene [...]

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