I’m glad the Canadian women’s hockey story blew over. So what if they were smoking and drinking during their semi-private celebration. It wasn’t like they did it in front of the their opponents or on the medal podium. They waited until the arena was empty and they cut loose, with cigars and champagne. Wouldn’t you? [...]
Well America, NASCAR just got a touch of class. OK, I can’t write that with a straight face. I’ll just cut to chase, Kim Kardashian has just unveiled her new car… her NASCAR car. I guess that was on the list of how to be a celebrity: (1) Have a somewhat famous last name- her [...]
I’m not sure which part of this story disturbs me more. There are so many stereotypes here: angry teenager, passionate Italians, violent soccer fan. As reported by Reuters, Fabrizio R., suffered a deep cut to the throat after his 16-year-old son, Mario, attacked him during an argument on Sunday over the soccer video game FIFA [...]
With the Vancouver Winter Olympics a little more than a month away and NFL Wild Card Weekend starting tomorrow, I’ve got a newsflash– Competitive eating is not a sport. Playing poker is not a sport. I don’t care if these people have endorsement deals or if their mugs are flashed on ESPN 2 in primetime. [...]
Why is it that when a husband is caught in an act of infidelity, the wife is always the humiliated party? Tiger Woods has pretty much been busted for cheating on his wife, with what appears to be a slew of strikingly similar looking chicks. At first I admired his wife for allegedly going after [...]
I wasn’t aware that collegiate women’s soccer was now a full contact sport. But if you watch the on-field antics of Elizabeth Lambert of the University of New Mexico, it is now. Last Thursday night, Lambert displayed moves more often seen in mixed martial arts tournaments or by NFL linebackers looking to smoke a wide [...]
A few weeks back the Wall Street Journal looked at America’s most dangerous sport… Cheerleading. Just so you know for cocktail parties and random trivia, cheerleading accounts for 65% of all female catastrophic injuries in high school and college, according to the University of North Carolina’s National Center for Catastrophic Sport Injury Research. The Consumer [...]
I don’t care how many sci-fi books you’ve read or how many times you’ve seen Han Solo come back in Return of the Jedi– people were not meant to be frozen, at least not in the early 21st century. Case in point from ESPN: Red Sox Hall of Famer Ted Williams’ severed head was mistreated [...]
The alcohol is fine. We love Guinness stout. I’m concerned about these parents that allow their teenagers to go all out so they can get into… the book, the Guinness World Records, known until 2000 as The Guinness Book of World Records. Recently there was 17 year old Mike Perham who became the youngest person [...]


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