I guess Steve Slater fever is everywhere as a Spanish bull in Tafalla decides to do his own version of Take This Job and Shove It, by jumping out of the arena and into the stands. “What could have been a tragedy ended up as a big fright,” Tafalla Mayor Cristina Sota was cited as [...]
Last Sunday, Christian Hernandez decided that he was fed up with his job. You can almost hear the strains of the Johnny Paycheck classic, Take This Job and Shove It– if it were played by a Mariachi band. You see, Mr. Hernandez was matador and he decided that it was time to fold ‘em… during [...]
When I was 16 I wasn’t allowed to use my house key to get into my house after a date. To ensure my mom knew exactly when I got home, my mother would lock the screen door rendering my house key useless. Because she cared. Today rescuers began searching for Abby Sunderland, age 16, of [...]
Since we have an international readership we have to touch on The Beautiful Game. The World Cup kicks off in South Africa in a less than twenty-four hours. So the things that jumped out at me the most other than ESPN’s marketing push to make Americans care about the most popular sport in the world– [...]
Alligator wrestling? Now I would love to make $10,000 as much as the next person, but is this really the easiest way to make that kind of money? I mean, first off how do find out that you’re any good at it? Its not like swiming. You get in the pool, if you’re fast maybe [...]
I’m a sports fan. Not to the extent that I’ll paint my face or assault someone because they’re wearing a rival jersey, but I understand rooting for a favorite team. I just can’t see taking it to the extreme that superfan Susan Finkelstein did. Susan Finkelstein, 44, is currently on trial in Pennsylvania for attempting [...]
We’re coming to your town we’ll help you party down! Wrong band, but life actually imitated art in 1975 when KISS went to the town of Cadillac, Michigan to play Homecoming. Its one of those bizarre feel good stories with grease paint and rock and roll. The high school football team got on a win [...]
I’m glad the Canadian women’s hockey story blew over. So what if they were smoking and drinking during their semi-private celebration. It wasn’t like they did it in front of the their opponents or on the medal podium. They waited until the arena was empty and they cut loose, with cigars and champagne. Wouldn’t you? [...]
Well America, NASCAR just got a touch of class. OK, I can’t write that with a straight face. I’ll just cut to chase, Kim Kardashian has just unveiled her new car… her NASCAR car. I guess that was on the list of how to be a celebrity: (1) Have a somewhat famous last name- her [...]
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