Snooki Makes Me Want To See A New Battle of The Network Stars

I know that I’ve ragged on Snooki a lot in the year and a half since she burst into America’s pop culture consciousness.  But now she’s done something that I appreciate and want to thank her for.  Just this week, Snooki proved her mettle by jumping into the ring on WWE Monday Night Raw.  Who [...]

 
When did Booty Become a Four Letter Word in Cheerleading?

I will grant you that competitive cheerleading at the high school and college level is a real sport and that what we see on NFL sidelines is just an excuse to sell calendars.  So when I saw this story out of Nebraska, I was confused.   An 11-year-old girl who was thrown off a Nebraska elementary [...]

 
Bull Tramples Spectators in the Cheap Seats

I guess Steve Slater fever is everywhere as a Spanish bull in Tafalla decides to do his own version of Take This Job and Shove It, by jumping out of the arena and into the stands. “What could have been a tragedy ended up as a big fright,” Tafalla Mayor Cristina Sota was cited as [...]

Jun 142010
 
Matador Fed Up with Bulls

Last Sunday, Christian Hernandez decided that he was fed up with his job.  You can almost hear the strains of the Johnny Paycheck classic, Take This Job and Shove It– if it were played by a Mariachi band.  You see, Mr. Hernandez was matador and he decided that it was time to fold ‘em… during [...]

Jun 102010
 
Lost At Sea, Responsible Parenting

When I was 16 I wasn’t allowed to use my house key to get into my house after a date. To ensure my mom knew exactly when I got home, my mother would lock the screen door rendering my house key useless.  Because she cared. Today rescuers began searching for Abby Sunderland, age 16, of  [...]

Jun 102010
 
Cursed and Cursing the FIFA World Cup

Since we have an international readership we have to touch on The Beautiful Game.  The World Cup kicks off in South Africa in a less than twenty-four hours.  So the things that jumped out at me the most other than ESPN’s marketing push to make Americans care about the most popular sport in the world– [...]

Apr 082010
 
Alligator Wrestling Is Not For Me

Alligator wrestling?  Now I would love to make $10,000 as much as the next person, but is this really the easiest way to make that kind of money? I mean, first off how do find out that you’re any good at it?  Its not like swiming.  You get in the pool, if you’re fast maybe [...]

Mar 252010
 
Sex-for-tickets Trial Nearing Climax

I’m a sports fan.  Not to the extent that I’ll paint my face or assault someone because they’re wearing a rival jersey, but I understand rooting for a favorite team.  I just can’t see taking it to the extreme that superfan Susan Finkelstein did. Susan Finkelstein, 44, is currently on trial in Pennsylvania for attempting [...]

 
Remember When KISS Came to Our High School

We’re coming to your town we’ll help you party down! Wrong band, but life actually imitated art in 1975 when KISS went to the town of Cadillac, Michigan to play Homecoming. Its one of those bizarre feel good stories with grease paint and rock and roll.  The high school football team got on a win [...]

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