Back when I was a kid– you held it. Had to go poo, wait till you get home! Pull over by the side of the road. Wait till the train stops and pray there isn’t some freak in the restroom or that there’s enough toilet paper. But now there’s an app for that!? Download CLOO, [...]
Last week an elderly pensioner shut down the Internet for the countries of Armenia and Georgia. No Twitter, no Google, no Facebook access all wiped out by an old lady. Losing Internet access is the stuff of cyber terrorism and the nightmare of civil libertarians. Yet last week the web went down without the benefit [...]
Here’s another nail in the coffin of local TV news and the credibility of the numskulls who deliver it. KSWB’s Raoul Martinez convinced his co-anchor Shally Zomorodi, there was a smartphone app that allowed users to “smell” and “taste” food right on their iPhone or iPad. Shouldn’t there be an IQ test to be on [...]
Stalkers (or the lovelorn depending on your point of view) have it so easy now. Back in my day, if you were so inclined, you had to have a stakeout or at least drive by the person’s house a few times. Now thanks to Facebook, Twitter, and Flickr stalking requires less effort than making toast. Thanks to smartphones and social networking, people with crushes don’t even have to get out of bed to keep tabs on their “precious”.
Ok so its not an iPhone, but the imprisoned mass murderer was caught last week for the second time with a contraband cell phone. The last time was in 2009, when he used one to call people in California, New Jersey, Florida and British Columbia; and he received calls from Florida, Massachusetts and Indiana. Who [...]
Is it me? Why can’t I find something mundane or boring about Japanese culture? In what surely must be the first wedding of its kind, a man has married an anime videogame character. Last Sunday, a man named Sal9000 married the love of his life. Her name is Nene Anegasaki, and she lives inside of [...]
12 months and we’re still alive and kicking, I’m not sure what to make of the last year. We’ve seen a global economic meltdown, the cancellation of Jon & Kate Plus 8, the election of a Black U.S. President, the birth of singing sensation Susan Boyle, the flame out of Sarah Palin, the introduction of [...]
This week we found out that the practical European country that gave us Ikea and Volvo is burning bunnies to stay warm. The BBC reports that the bodies of thousands of rabbits are fuelling a heating plant in central Sweden. The city of Stockholm has an annual cull of thousands of rabbits to protect the [...]
Things are not getting better all the time. Why? Because of lousy customer service and lack of competition. Case in point, a group called Unlimited IT played David to Telkom’s Goliath. Fed up with lousy service and stunningly slow bandwidth speeds from Telkom, Unlimited IT proved that it was faster for them to send data [...]
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