So That's Why My Nose Bleeds After A Red Bull

Six German states have ordered retailers to stop selling Red Bull Cola after an analysis found .4 micrograms (1/2500 of a milligram) of cocaine in one liter of the drink. Well, sort of cocaine. It does come from the cocoa plant but it’s a “non-active degradation product” according to Fritz Soergel of the Institute for Biomedical and [...]

May 212009
 
Kids, Don't Try This At School

The City Council of Leister (that’s in the U.K. for the geographically challenged), in an effort to curb teen pregnancy has produced and posted a viral video. The spot ends with,“Not what you expected?… Being a teenage parent might not be either.” I think this would have a bit more credibility if it didn’t take [...]

Apr 032009
 
8.2 seconds needed to fall in love

Anger has been the theme of the last few posts, so let’s flip to the other side and investigate love.  Somewhere in Europe, scientists have determined that the time needed for a man to fall in love at first sight is 8.2 seconds. The longer a man’s gaze rests on a woman when they meet [...]

Apr 022009
 
Does Getting Angry Make You Angrier?

Continuing the theme of last week’s post on riots, now we’re drilling a little deeper on the subject of anger.  I learned last week on the radio that one enterprising woman has a place where you can break stuff.  Literally, you sign up to go and smash stuff to blow off steam.  I love the [...]

Feb 122009
 
Octomom Gets Death Threats

Death threats?  People aren’t we better than this?  Well ok, some of us are.  Reuters is reporting that Nadya Suleman, has gone into hiding with her six older children because of death threats, her spokesman said on Wednesday.  If you have been off the grid for the last few weeks, Nadya is our latest disposable [...]

Jan 302009
 
Suntan Drug Greenlighted for Trials

What is wrong with white people!?!  This needs to filed under creepy and weird.  I know that it has a practical medical application, but come on!  It reminds me of that South Park episode where Kyle gets a “negroplasty” to make himself black and taller. Wired Magazine explores this weirdness: A drug that stimulates the [...]

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