Back when I was a kid– you held it. Had to go poo, wait till you get home! Pull over by the side of the road. Wait till the train stops and pray there isn’t some freak in the restroom or that there’s enough toilet paper. But now there’s an app for that!? Download CLOO, [...]
Personally, furries creep me out. It’s one of those fetishes that I don’t understand, but hey whatever floats your boat. If you really enjoy wearing costume tails, ears and/or animal mascot costumes go for it. It’s a free country. And I guess it’s even better when you can find a friend to indulge you. Now [...]
Richard Handl told the media that he had the radioactive elements radium, americium and uranium in his apartment in southern Sweden when police showed up and arrested him on charges of unauthorized possession of nuclear material. The 31-year-old Handl said he had tried for months to set up a nuclear reactor at home and kept [...]
Last week an elderly pensioner shut down the Internet for the countries of Armenia and Georgia. No Twitter, no Google, no Facebook access all wiped out by an old lady. Losing Internet access is the stuff of cyber terrorism and the nightmare of civil libertarians. Yet last week the web went down without the benefit [...]
Here’s another nail in the coffin of local TV news and the credibility of the numskulls who deliver it. KSWB’s Raoul Martinez convinced his co-anchor Shally Zomorodi, there was a smartphone app that allowed users to “smell” and “taste” food right on their iPhone or iPad. Shouldn’t there be an IQ test to be on [...]
Stalkers (or the lovelorn depending on your point of view) have it so easy now. Back in my day, if you were so inclined, you had to have a stakeout or at least drive by the person’s house a few times. Now thanks to Facebook, Twitter, and Flickr stalking requires less effort than making toast. Thanks to smartphones and social networking, people with crushes don’t even have to get out of bed to keep tabs on their “precious”.
What is it? Merinthophobia is the fear of being bound, tied up, or handcuffed. People you’re most likely to encounter with this phobia: Felons Most people on a first date. Anyone who is or has been the victim of a home invasion or bank robbery. If you suffer from it: Go ahead, try it. You [...]
What is it? Angrophobia is the fear of anger or of becoming angry. People you’re most likely to encounter with this phobia: Democrats in Washington D.C.–because it might actually make them look like they have a spine. Parents of the loudest most annoying children in a restaurant or a mall. They’re afraid of being viewed [...]
Ok so its not an iPhone, but the imprisoned mass murderer was caught last week for the second time with a contraband cell phone. The last time was in 2009, when he used one to call people in California, New Jersey, Florida and British Columbia; and he received calls from Florida, Massachusetts and Indiana. Who [...]
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