Oct 042010
 
Brazilian Clown Wins Election

Fun fact to know and impress your friends with… Brazil has a literacy requirement for elected office.  That’s right.  The Brazilian Constitution does not allow illiterate candidates to hold legislative and government office.  They like to try and keep unqualified persons from entering government– I’m looking at you Christine O’Donnell.  How did this fun fact [...]

 
Banned Books, Just Not the Ones You Expected

So last week was Banned Books Week and the Christian Science Monitor took time out to point to five books that strangely haven’t been banned.  That’s right these books are somehow less offensive than Lolita, Catcher In The Rye, or Harry Potter: “Mein Kampf,” by Adolf Hitler The dictator’s famous manifesto contained such offensive lines [...]

Aug 272010
 
Ben Quayle Chip Off The Old Blockhead

I thought that Eric Massa from New York took the cake for weird politicians.  But now we have a new contender, one with a serious pedigree.  Meet Former Vice President Dan Quayle’s son, Ben, who is running for Congress in Arizona.  For those of you to young to remember Dan Quayle combined the media savvy [...]

 
Bored Billionaire Runs for California Governor

I’m disturbed by the thought of former eBay CEO Meg Whitman running for governor of California. Sure she has weird skeletons in her closet, like not bothering to vote for 28 years, her links to Goldman Sachs, and her six-figure settlement board room shoving match.  But what concerns me the most is the amount of [...]

 
Meet Joe Barton, British Petroleum's BFF

The week isn’t over yet and we’ve had way too much entertainment up on Capitol Hill, brought to us by America’s Oil companies.  Today we find, that British Petroleum does have a friend in Washington.  Its Rep. Joe Barton (R-Texas), the ranking member of the House Energy and Commerce.  The Republican lawmaker apologized to BP [...]

 
No-Fly List Is Not A Reason To Bar Gun Sales

Last week the three California Republicans seeking to replace U.S. Sen. Barbara Boxer had their only televised debate before the June 8th primary.  On the big issues, Assemblyman Chuck DeVore, former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina and former Rep. Tom Campbell were in agreement.  That was until they got to talking about the federal government’s No-Fly [...]

May 242010
 
Rand Paul, Tea Party Superstar

Rand Paul really isn’t helping the Tea Party Movement.  The Republican U.S. Senate candidate has the name recognition of his father and the wing nuts from the Tea Party to thank for his surprise primary win last week.  While basking in the afterglow of his win he decided to stick his foot in his mouth [...]

Mar 292010
 
When Mimes Attack Xenophobes

So I don’t agree with this guy’s politics, but I don’t think when he woke up that morning to exercise his constitutional rights to free speech he thought– I’m going to be assaulted by mimes. Obviously, Roy Beck expected trouble because he brought bodyguards.  Mr. Beck is director of the immigration restrictionist group, NumbersUSA. He [...]

 
Planning to Overthrow US Goverment, It'll Cost you $5

I would really like to take South Carolina seriously as a state.  But I can’t.  Part of it is the Mark Sanford thing.  Some of it stems from silly legal things like taking forty-nine years to ratify Nineteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution, guaranteeing women the right to vote.  The state legislature didn’t think [...]

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