Michele Bachmann Vanishing Before Our Very Eyes

Last night’s, GOP debate was funny for a number of reasons.  We finally got to see the squinty-eyed Rick Perry mix it up with the rest of the Republican jokefulls.  Looking at the assemblage of candidates on stage at the Reagan Library, I couldn’t help but laugh.  Rick Perry and Mitt Romney sucked all the air [...]

May 132011
 
Porn Found in bin Laden Hideout

Reuters news service broke this exclusive on Friday:  A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, say current and former U.S. officials. The pornography recovered in bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according [...]

May 022011
 
Obama's Best Week Ever

So President Obama is sitting in Oval Office feeling pretty good, got a lot done last week.  Last Thursday, he went into the White House briefing room and dropped off the long-form version of his birth certificate from Hawaii in a bid to shut up the Birthers. In his closing statement President Obama said, “I [...]

 
Jobless? Florida Thinks A Superhero Cape Will Fix That

Oh Florida, when will you stop amusing us with your lecherous teachers, clueless voters, silly politicians, and crooked sports teams? Apparently no time soon. Florida officials are scrambling to investigate Workforce Central Florida, their regional federally funded jobs agency.  Workforce Central Florida was distributing capes to jobless residents who participated in the agency’s “Cape-A-Bility Challenge.” [...]

 
Epic Fail for Groupon Super Bowl Ads

On the day after, comes outrage in the blogosphere over the  “controversial” Super Bowl ads featuring Timothy Hutton and Elizabeth Hurley.  In one of the ads, Hutton tells us that, “The people of Tibet are in trouble.  Their very culture is in jeopardy. But they still whip up an amazing fish curry.” Which is great [...]

 
Texas Finds Something To Like About Thomas Jefferson

Less than a year after erasing the impact of Thomas Jefferson’s political ideas from the state’s textbooks, Texas conservatives suddenly have a hard on for Thomas Jefferson. Last March, the Texas Board of Education decided to toss out and demphasize pesky references to The Enlightenment and the revolutionary ideas it spawned.  They decided to promote [...]

 
Karl Rove Maybe Right, But The Cool Kids Don't Care

I never thought that Karl Rove and I would agree on anything.  But I’m glad that the man called a spade a spade when he said, “If you look underneath the surface of the Tea Party movement you will find that it is not sophisticated.” He went on to explain that the Tea Party and [...]

 
Is It Too Late To Put Elvira On The Ballot?

As some of you other there have gathered I can’t stand Christine O’Donnell, Republican candidate for Senate in Delaware.  She and her Teabagging ilk are the bottom of the barrel in American politics.  Not that the current crop of mainstream Democrats and Republicans are better– its just that they seem to have a better grasp [...]

 
Christine O’Donnell, Tea Party Princess not a Witch

Am I the only one who finds it disturbing that in the 21st century a US Senate candidate should have to open a campaign ad with, “I’m not a witch”?  Didn’t that kind of thing go out of style in Salem circa 1693?  Apparently not.  But that’s not O’Donnell’s only problem. No Christine O’Donnell, you’re [...]

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