Tomorrow is the big day, if you think 89-year-old California radio preacher Harold Camping is right, the world will end on May 21. Set your watches or smartphones, Harold Camping’s prediction is that at 6:00 pm local time in each of the world’s regions — starting in New Zealand at 0600 GMT — the Rapture will happen. The Rapture, when all true Christians will ascend into heaven and join their vengeful anti-socialist, homosexual hating, pro-gun loving God.
Tweet Its a little difficult to tell, but the end maybe nearer than you think. Crack religious nuts or should that be religious nuts on crack are telling us that the Rapture is coming this May. Apparently they’ve read the Bible (don’t they all say that) and they are certain that May 21st, 2011 is [...]
Tweet How is it that Conservatives and folks on the Religious Right are always obsessed with sex but never violence? Is it because the rest of us look like we’re having fun and they hate us for it? Start with the perpetually whiny, Parents Television Council whose mission statement is “to restore responsibility and decency [...]
Tweet So the 33 Chilean miners trapped more than 2,000 feet underground for 69 days are now free. But who really freed them? Different churches are lining up trying to claim their unique divine intervention in the rescue, forgetting about the impressive technological achievement and cooperation of the Chilean engineers and government officials. So these [...]
Tweet How did this marketing meeting go? They decided they needed to communicate with young people, so they went with bustin a few rhymes. Is the message of eternal peace, hope, and love so stale in the 21st century that rapping is the best way to sell it? Well after seeing that I have no [...]
Tweet A Brigham Young University student was arrested last week on suspicion of using a stun gun on a woman and trying to handcuff her. Stetson Hallam was booked Thursday night into the Utah County jail on third-degree felony charges of aggravated assault and attempted kidnapping. The 20-year-old BYU sophomore is accused of pinning the [...]
Tweet A veteran Dallas County jail guard has been fired for making offensive comments to co-workers, including his contention that gays should be “put to death.” Stephen Johnson, 59, had been disciplined for making offensive comments in the past, records show. He was fired last January for conduct unbecoming an officer and for lying to [...]
Tweet Book burning, the refuge of the ignorant and tyrannical. Nazi burned books. Fanatical Christian and Muslims burn books. Can you tell I’m not really fond of these people or their small mindedness. The only reason, I’m bringing this up is that the Amazing Grace Baptist Church in North Carolina is planning what they hope [...]
Tweet The Fourth of July is tomorrow and I’m appalled, because the Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness rights promised in the Declaration of Independence are being denied to our fellow citizens. In Washington, D.C., the city council approved a bill recently that would recognize gay marriages from other states, and the most vocal [...]
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