Snooki we’re sorry for calling you an Oompa-Loompa and making fun of your artificially enhanced skin tone. We’ve finally seen something much worse, in the burnt form of 44-year-old Patricia Krentcil, who was charged with second-degree child endangerment. She is accused of bringing her 5-year-old daughter into a tanning booth, causing the girl to [...]
Back when I was a kid– you held it. Had to go poo, wait till you get home! Pull over by the side of the road. Wait till the train stops and pray there isn’t some freak in the restroom or that there’s enough toilet paper. But now there’s an app for that!? Download CLOO, [...]
Oh, Facebook thank you for bring two star-crossed young people in South Wales together. Leah Gibbs, 23, was looking for love online. 21-year-old Adam Minton was secretly looking for something different– a getaway driver. The two decided to go out on a date after meeting on Facebook. Gibbs’ plan was to spend an evening watching [...]
Just in time for the tenth anniversary of the 9-11 attacks, there’s a new coloring book that helps explain that dark day to kids. It is entitled “We Shall Never Forget 9/11: The Kids’ Book of Freedom.” The book begins with Osama bin Laden plotting to attack the United States and ends with bin [...]
So are things so bad in Russia that fetishists have to get their freak on in public? Or are things so good in Russia that fetishists don’t worry about public opinion and they just let their freak flag fly? Somebody please tell me. It’s like a poor man’s (a really poor man’s) Lars and the [...]
A woman traveling on New York’s Metro North train line was recorded by a fellow passenger ranting to train employees that she is too “well-educated” to be told to quiet down and not use profanity in her cell-phone conversation. “Do you know what schools I’ve been to? How well-educated I am?” she asks the train [...]
I’ve never really been a fan of audio books or celebrities making easy cash for reading into a microphone, until now. Samuel L. Jackson has the perfect voice for putting the kids to sleep. (You may want to turn the speakers down for this one if you’re at the office or you’re not a big [...]
Here’s the best case I’ve heard for legalizing marijuana, it would save innocent goats in West Virgina from nuts like Mark Thompson. The 19 year old Mr. Thompson went on a ‘bath salts’ bender that resulted in the likely sexual assault and murder of his his neighbor’s pygmy goat. Neighbor Lisa Powers said she bought [...]
An Illinois man says he kept a 4-foot alligator in his home because “chicks dig it.” Dewayne Yarbrough, 42, said he kept the animal in a small tank and fed it just once a month to keep its size down. “He stated that he kept the alligator as a pet because it attracted women,” the [...]
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