Retailer Reaps Souls from Online Customers

Apparently, 7,500 customers of the UK gaming retailer GameStation sold their souls online.  As part of an April Fool’s joke, GameStation decided to slip a clause into the terms and conditions of its purchase contracts that gave the company the rights to their customers’ immortal souls.  Its that bit of legalese that we skip when [...]

 
Pitchmen the Logical, Reluctant, and Delusional

I’ve been thinking about this one for a while, the celebrity endorsement.  The idea that I will buy something simply because a famous person is talking about it.  I think I’ve identified three types of celebrities: The Logical, the Reluctant, and the Delusional.  First up, the logical celebrity endorsement as typified by Ronald Reagan and [...]

 
Super Bowl Ads 2010, Betty White Rocks

Well its over now.  We didn’t get the highest scoring Super Bowl in history as predicted, but we did see some pretty good commercials this year.  My personal favorite was the Mars’ Snickers: You’re not You When You’re Hungry.  How can you not like seeing Betty White and Abe Vigoda getting tackled? Unfortunately enjoyment of [...]

 
Wal-Mart's Screaming Clown Strategy

I know that Wal-Mart suffers from an image problem.  Mainly that people in the big city turn up their nose at Wal-Mart and prefer to discount shop at the more chic (rather more chicly marketed) Target.  The Wal-Mart brass thinks they can get my attention with a clown screeching like a banshee. The ad opens [...]

 
Needs More Tinsel, Evangelicals Whine About Christmas

I am sick of people who obsessively study the Bible and quote it– yet they haven’t learned a damn thing from it.  Case in point, the evangelical whiners at Focus on The Family are waging their annual jihad about the “War on Christmas” and the encroachment of secularism with retailers.  They have set up a [...]

Dec 032009
 
Shiny Suds Promotes Rape

This week’s award for missing the point goes to readers over at the blog Shakesville and its Today in Rape Culture page.  They took offense to an ad that was part of a viral campaign for household cleaner company Method. The Association of National Advertisers and Method see the ad as supporting the Household Product [...]

 
Mexico, Been There-- Not Going Back Anytime Soon

I spent this last holiday weekend under self-imposed house arrest to avoid the blinding heat and idiots who like running around in such blinding heat.  My only contact with the outside world, Saturday and Sunday consisted of no less than three delivery people and my television. There were more than a few commercials promoting various [...]

Jun 162009
 
Oh Stewardess, I Speak Jive

Check out the clip below, its fun.  Its cheeky (literally).  Air New Zealand has conveyed the message that affordable travel can be sexy and fun. Its a nice break from the complete drudgery that air travel has become. To be fair Southwest did try and bring fun back with their “Wanna Get Away” campaign– yet [...]

 
Bringing Home The Bacon In My Calvins, Because It Tastes Great

I’ve been under the weather this week, so stringing together cohesive thoughts has been difficult.  I think I’m going to finish off this week’s 80s theme with some memorable commercials that were seared into my brain by wanna be Don Drapers on Madison Avenue. The ode to the working woman, Enjoli perfume ad featuring Peggy [...]

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