Elizabeth Montgomery

Things I miss about the 20th Century… album covers.  I’m talking the nice big twelve inch or so square pieces of art that were the graphic embodiment of the music contained inside.  Granted most album covers were utilitarian and just helped to identify the enclosed record from the hundreds of other records on the shelf.   [...]

The Fuhrer Likes Kanye West As Much As I Do

Now I never thought I would agree with anything that Hitler ever said or did, but since this is a parody… the normal rules of reality do not apply.  The scene is taken from director Oliver Hirschbiegel rather serious film, “Downfall”. However the subtitles are a fanciful take on what the Fuhrer might have done [...]

Apr 142010
The One About Justin Beiber

Holly – 12:09pm Ok, this is priceless too…Justin Beiber is convinced he has street cred: Last November a female fan of teenage sensation Justin Bieber was hospitalized after chaos broke out at an album signing in New York.  Security personnel were overwhelmed when more than 1,000 screaming fans showed up at the Roosevelt Field shopping [...]

Remember When KISS Came to Our High School

We’re coming to your town we’ll help you party down! Wrong band, but life actually imitated art in 1975 when KISS went to the town of Cadillac, Michigan to play Homecoming. Its one of those bizarre feel good stories with grease paint and rock and roll.  The high school football team got on a win [...]

Bully Rapper Axed By Her Majesty's Government

I don’t know any of the people involved, but this did make me laugh since the whole thing takes place at the intersection of celebrity, irony, and vanity.  Apparently Dappy, star of the UK hip hop band N-Dubz has incredibly thin skin. BBC Radio 1 listener Chloe Moody texted The Chris Moyles Show while the [...]

Book Burning... Bring Your Bible And Your Billy Graham CDs

Book burning, the refuge of the ignorant and tyrannical.  Nazi burned books.  Fanatical Christian and Muslims burn books.  Can you tell I’m not really fond of these people or their small mindedness.  The only reason, I’m bringing this up is that the Amazing Grace Baptist Church in North Carolina is planning what they hope will [...]

Live Bloging of the 2009 MTV VMAs on Tape Delay

For the first time in many years of watching and all or at least bits of the VMAs almost since their inception, I actually enjoyed all of the music. Some of the performers were old enough to drink and all could sing to some degree. The fact that I actually recognized all of them was [...]

Sep 042009
Millionaire Wedding Singers for Hire

There maybe a world wide recession going on but that doesn’t stop people from going all out for their weddings.  Got a few million dollars to burn?  Then check out this list of this list of the world’s 12 most expensive wedding acts as compiled by the U.K.’s Living TV. 1. Rolling Stones – $8M [...]

Don't Talk to Strangers at The OC Fair

Large fiberglass replicas of food… this is how you know that the food you see will be good but not entirely healthy. Its time to head out to the county fair, in this case its the Orange County Fair.  I give you some of the sights of the fair.  I would have loved to do [...]

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