I really must remember to write a note to myself reminding me to not watch ANY shows that are basically knock offs of The Prisoner. They are ALL shit with no real endings except for the original Prisoner because Patrick McGoohan was dreamy. For the better part of the summer I have been watching Persons [...]
Heidi Montag thinks talking about her breasts will get our attention. I’ll admit, that did put her back on the radar. The 23-year-old reality TV personality is desperate to remove the ludicrous G size breast implants that she had fitted last November. This despite shortly after the operation saying that she wanted to go still [...]
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi of MTV’s The Jersey Shore was arrested last week for disorderly conduct. Snooki initially refused the arrest attempt. A source said Snooki had been drinking Patron before the incident. “J-WOWW was spotted trying to talk Snooki into going back into the house,” a friend said. “But Snooki was out of control and [...]
Former Britain’s Got Talent contestant Emma Amelia Pearl Czikai is suing Simon Cowell for almost £2.5m ($3.8 million) claiming she was humiliated and degraded on ITV’s Britain Got Talent. Czikai first lodged her complaint of unfairness and discrimination in January. Obviously, Czikai is unaware of the first rule of good reality TV: Its supposed to [...]
As Lindsay Lohan begins her 90-day sentence at Century Regional Detention Facility, she will most likely come across a familiar face. The 24-year-old actress will be housed in a 12-by-8 cell in the same jail as E! reality star Alexis Neiers, who is serving a 180-day sentence for felony residential burglary of Orlando Bloom’s home, [...]
A mural of the Italian flag, which covered part of the front of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” beach house at Seaside Heights and was used to symbolize the show which it UNICO says stereotyped Italian Americans, has been removed. The mural of the Italian flag was painted over the garage door of the shore house, with [...]
Can someone please explain to me the whole Lindsay Lohan thing? I get that Little Miss Train Wreck is going to serve at least some time in prison and rehab. I get that she’s been surrounded by throngs of hangers-on and a family that treats her like a wing-man/meal ticket. At the ripe age of [...]
For whatever reason, the popular women’s interest website Jezebel enjoys taking shots at Olivia Munn. They complained about Munn when her book came out. Then in their ” The Daily Show is sexist” diatribe she came up again. Ladies, its not a conspiracy. Sure you went out and found some disgruntled ex-employees of The Daily [...]
Its the 2nd of the month and as our loyal readers know, its time for us to appreciate an actor or actress that we feel is in some way overlooked. Or at the very least not getting their due despite turning in several top notch performances. My pick for July is Miranda Richardson. She would [...]












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