A dwarf porn star who was billed as Gordon Ramsay’s double has been found dead under bizarre circumstances, according to the UK tabloid The Sunday Sport. Percy Foster’s 3 foot 6 inch body was discovered in a badger’s den in Wales. The Sunday Sport ran with an appropriate tabloid headline. The report says the diminutive [...]
If you’ve read this blog over the years, you know that my disdain for reality show twit Kate Gosselin knows no bounds. With the finale of her show, hopefully her eight kids will finds some peace outside the glare of TLC’s ever present lights and cameras. But not before CNN’s Anderson Cooper gives Kate an [...]
The end must be nigh. TLC’s hit reality show Toddlers & Tiaras, featured a 4 year-old contestant, Maddy, who was dressed up as Dolly Parton. Complete with fake boobs and butt. Please tell me someone around this kid was creeped out by this. Of course not. Her stylist Michael confesses that he’s not a fan [...]
So I’ve been buried the last few weeks going though the DVR and doing my yearly duty as an Emmy voter. I haven’t been paying attention to what’s actually on TV. One problem is that it’s summer time and I don’t really care much for Teen Mom, Shark Week, or Big Brother. I don’t hate [...]
China has banned time travel and a lot of other reliable and enjoyable science fiction tropes. This comes from new guidelines issued last spring by the State Administration of Radio Film and Television. The guidelines ban plot lines that contain elements of “fantasy, time-travel, random compilations of mythical stories, bizarre plots, absurd techniques, even propagating [...]
I’ve never really been a fan of audio books or celebrities making easy cash for reading into a microphone, until now. Samuel L. Jackson has the perfect voice for putting the kids to sleep. (You may want to turn the speakers down for this one if you’re at the office or you’re not a big [...]
Please get yours heads out of your respective asses. I CAN NOT suffer another heartbreak like Deadwood again. So here’s what you’re going to do lest I think you a bunch of asshats in desperate need of a pox. AMC you are going stop asking to cut six cast members over the next three seasons. [...]
What’s in a name? Sometimes its something that is patently offensive to people. And sometimes a name just sticks and nobody gives it thought until its pointed out that its a silly name. Kudos to Brits and their Comic Relief Red Nose Day. For some reason we here in the States think we’ve conquered all [...]
If you felt that last hint of class, style, and grace fade from the Earth it was due to the passing of Elizabeth Taylor at the age of 79. The film icon and humanitarian died of congestive heart failure earlier today. One of the local radio station DJs was trying to explain Elizabeth Taylor to [...]
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