A dwarf porn star who was billed as Gordon Ramsay’s double has been found dead under bizarre circumstances, according to the UK tabloid The Sunday Sport. Percy Foster’s 3 foot 6 inch body was discovered in a badger’s den in Wales. The Sunday Sport ran with an appropriate tabloid headline. The report says the diminutive [...]
If you’ve read this blog over the years, you know that my disdain for reality show twit Kate Gosselin knows no bounds. With the finale of her show, hopefully her eight kids will finds some peace outside the glare of TLC’s ever present lights and cameras. But not before CNN’s Anderson Cooper gives Kate an [...]
Just in time for the tenth anniversary of the 9-11 attacks, there’s a new coloring book that helps explain that dark day to kids. It is entitled “We Shall Never Forget 9/11: The Kids’ Book of Freedom.” The book begins with Osama bin Laden plotting to attack the United States and ends with bin [...]
The end must be nigh. TLC’s hit reality show Toddlers & Tiaras, featured a 4 year-old contestant, Maddy, who was dressed up as Dolly Parton. Complete with fake boobs and butt. Please tell me someone around this kid was creeped out by this. Of course not. Her stylist Michael confesses that he’s not a fan [...]
So I’ve been buried the last few weeks going though the DVR and doing my yearly duty as an Emmy voter. I haven’t been paying attention to what’s actually on TV. One problem is that it’s summer time and I don’t really care much for Teen Mom, Shark Week, or Big Brother. I don’t hate [...]
China has banned time travel and a lot of other reliable and enjoyable science fiction tropes. This comes from new guidelines issued last spring by the State Administration of Radio Film and Television. The guidelines ban plot lines that contain elements of “fantasy, time-travel, random compilations of mythical stories, bizarre plots, absurd techniques, even propagating [...]
I’ve never really been a fan of audio books or celebrities making easy cash for reading into a microphone, until now. Samuel L. Jackson has the perfect voice for putting the kids to sleep. (You may want to turn the speakers down for this one if you’re at the office or you’re not a big [...]
And on the other end of the music spectrum… yesterday we dealt with music for babies. Today we turn to music for the dead. Literally. A British company called And Vinyly will turn your remains into vinyl when you die. Or if you’re not dead yet you can have a body part pressed into vinyl. [...]
There’s a new CD out for parents who are afraid to sing to their babies. Yes, afraid. I had no idea there was a market for such a thing, let alone hordes of parents who fear their baby’s stinging disapproval. From the website, Sing to Your Baby: In thousands of family concerts over more than [...]
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