Its a shame that the casting director on X-Men: First Class is blind. How on earth could anyone cast January Jones to play everyone’s favorite bad girl X-Man gone good Emma Frost? In the words of Stephen Strucker better known as Johnny from Airplane, “Where did you get that dress, it’s awful, and those shoes [...]
I really must remember to write a note to myself reminding me to not watch ANY shows that are basically knock offs of The Prisoner. They are ALL shit with no real endings except for the original Prisoner because Patrick McGoohan was dreamy. For the better part of the summer I have been watching Persons [...]
Heidi Montag thinks talking about her breasts will get our attention. I’ll admit, that did put her back on the radar. The 23-year-old reality TV personality is desperate to remove the ludicrous G size breast implants that she had fitted last November. This despite shortly after the operation saying that she wanted to go still [...]
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi of MTV’s The Jersey Shore was arrested last week for disorderly conduct. Snooki initially refused the arrest attempt. A source said Snooki had been drinking Patron before the incident. “J-WOWW was spotted trying to talk Snooki into going back into the house,” a friend said. “But Snooki was out of control and [...]
I’m waiting to be impressed. I’ve reached that age, where I’ve pretty much seen everything and nothing is blowing my skirt up anymore. Case in point, Inception. Sure it was visually stunning and it kept me interested for two hours but– it seemed familiar. Maybe if Leonardo DiCaprio hadn’t done Shutter Island earlier this year, [...]
Former Britain’s Got Talent contestant Emma Amelia Pearl Czikai is suing Simon Cowell for almost £2.5m ($3.8 million) claiming she was humiliated and degraded on ITV’s Britain Got Talent. Czikai first lodged her complaint of unfairness and discrimination in January. Obviously, Czikai is unaware of the first rule of good reality TV: Its supposed to [...]
As Lindsay Lohan begins her 90-day sentence at Century Regional Detention Facility, she will most likely come across a familiar face. The 24-year-old actress will be housed in a 12-by-8 cell in the same jail as E! reality star Alexis Neiers, who is serving a 180-day sentence for felony residential burglary of Orlando Bloom’s home, [...]
A mural of the Italian flag, which covered part of the front of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” beach house at Seaside Heights and was used to symbolize the show which it UNICO says stereotyped Italian Americans, has been removed. The mural of the Italian flag was painted over the garage door of the shore house, with [...]
Can someone please explain to me the whole Lindsay Lohan thing? I get that Little Miss Train Wreck is going to serve at least some time in prison and rehab. I get that she’s been surrounded by throngs of hangers-on and a family that treats her like a wing-man/meal ticket. At the ripe age of [...]
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