Tweet A drinking game for tonight’s Presidential Debate in Denver (but they should work just as well for the VP debates and the second Presidential debate). One Drink When Romney invokes the name Ronald Reagan When Obama invokes the name Bill Clinton Two Drinks If Romney attempts to come off as an Average Joe If [...]

Tweet Please get yours heads out of your respective asses. I CAN NOT suffer another heartbreak like Deadwood again. So here’s what you’re going to do lest I think you a bunch of asshats in desperate need of a pox. AMC you are going stop asking to cut six cast members over the next three [...]

Tweet I was watching clips from the Today show today and they had that kid who got a book for Christmas. Needless to say he was not thrilled and proceeded to call it poo. Fair enough. I know I’ve gotten my share of poo gifts through the years. The clip is, apparently, a big hit [...]

Tweet Fall is here as are what seems to be hundreds of new shows. I was dizzy and my DVR was glut for choices. Then I started watching some of them… um did you really expect me to watch this s#!t?   Now I’m hard pressed to name even four new shows that have kept my [...]

Tweet I really must remember to write a note to myself reminding me to not watch ANY shows that are basically knock offs of The Prisoner. They are ALL shit with no real endings except for the original Prisoner because Patrick McGoohan was dreamy. For the better part of the summer I have been watching [...]

Tweet Can someone please explain to me the whole Lindsay Lohan thing? I get that Little Miss Train Wreck is going to serve at least some time in prison and rehab. I get that she’s been surrounded by throngs of hangers-on and a family that treats her like a wing-man/meal ticket. At the ripe age [...]

Tweet Last Tuesday, cops say a Utah woman stole a car, led the owner on a high speed chase, wrecked that car, stole the police car that responded to the accident, and totaled said police cruiser before finally being tasered.  All while stark naked. West Valley City Police Capt. Tom McLachlan said the chase started [...]

Tweet When I was 16 I wasn’t allowed to use my house key to get into my house after a date. To ensure my mom knew exactly when I got home, my mother would lock the screen door rendering my house key useless.  Because she cared. Today rescuers began searching for Abby Sunderland, age 16, [...]

Tweet Burt Reynolds is a god among men and here’s why. First, let me say that I am a bit biased. As a product of the 1970s and living in a state that had fairly strict Blue Laws restricting virtually any means of amusement other than going to movies or going to open houses on [...]