Antoninus Pius

Upon being asked to join this august group of freethinkers, Mr. Pius' response was simple: "S&*^$! How the hell am I supposed to follow up on Holly's bio?" Nevertheless, he foolishly agreed to try. Born to amateur historians with an unusual fixation on The Five Good Emperors. Mr. Pius doesn't like beer, having been raised on tequila from an early age. Mr. Pius is a Mexican, not a Mexi-can't, but his swarthy good looks have led him to be mistaken for all manner of nationalities during his undercover escapades across Europe, Latin America, and Parts Unknown. Mr. Pius is a legend in his own mind, and will tell you to your face that "his style is de bomb digi bom di deng di deng diggi-diggy." Mr. Pius really has lost on Jeopardy, baby. Mr. Pius' passions include movies, sports, new music, reality TV, romantic dinners, long walks on the beach, honesty instead of game-playing and--wait, that turned into a different bio. Mr. Pius lives in Los Angeles, where he regularly blasts Anthrax while practicing law.

No, Mr. Bond, I Want You To Have A Good Theme Song

Tweet So this afternoon,  I heard this story on the radio about fellow blogger totalmusicgeek.com’s list of best and worst theme songs from James Bond movies. The complete list, with links to all the songs, is here. Unlike many lists on the web, this one is good. There’s an underrated classic — “You Only Live [...]

Elmer Fudd Shoots Self

Elmer Fudd Shoots Self

Tweet The stories–sometimes they write themselves. I submit that this guy has an unfair advantage in this year’s Darwin Award sweepstakes. I also wonder if the intrepid newspaper reporter was able to write this with a straight face. Click here

Scotland's Newest Indie Rock Superhero!

Tweet The Scottish music scene has developed a lot of buzz over the past few years, with one new “next big thing” band after another coming out of there.  First it was Snow Patrol, then it was Franz Ferdinand, and the Fratellis after that.  Well, they can all step aside, ‘cos none of them are [...]

Musical Abomination of the Week

Tweet In the first edition of what I fear will become a regular feature, Hilary Duff shows us what she learned in P. Diddy’s “Bad Sampling 101″ class, and butchers one of Depeche Mode’s finest. I held out to about the one-minute mark before almost throwing my monitor across the room. Good thing I didn’t, [...]

Play-by-Play: Beijing Olympics Opening Night

Play-by-Play: Beijing Olympics Opening Night

Tweet We here at Jobseekers of America believe in recycling, this was funny in September and it still is… 1. Crowd Reactions: You always wonder if the crowd is going to go off on perceived “enemy” nations, but it seemed like the Chinese went out of their way to be gracious hosts, and cheered particularly [...]

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