Personally, furries creep me out. It’s one of those fetishes that I don’t understand, but hey whatever floats your boat. If you really enjoy wearing costume tails, ears and/or animal mascot costumes go for it. It’s a free country. And I guess it’s even better when you can find a friend to indulge you. Now [...]
White Trash Take Over of Television
So I’ve been buried the last few weeks going though the DVR and doing my yearly duty as an Emmy voter. I haven’t been paying attention to what’s actually on TV. One problem is that it’s summer time and I don’t really care much for Teen Mom, Shark Week, or Big Brother. I don’t hate [...]
Signs of the Apocalypse – Snooki the Wall Street Journal Interview
I know that News Corp. has taken it on the chin in recent weeks with the phone hacking scandal in the United Kingdom. But isn’t this a sign of the Apocalypse, when The Wall Street Journal sends out reporters to interview Snooki: Everyone in the media pack stayed for their promised minute with Snooki, who [...]
Swedish Meatball Attempts Homebrew Nuclear Fission
Richard Handl told the media that he had the radioactive elements radium, americium and uranium in his apartment in southern Sweden when police showed up and arrested him on charges of unauthorized possession of nuclear material. The 31-year-old Handl said he had tried for months to set up a nuclear reactor at home and kept [...]
Chinese Government Isn’t A Fan of Doctor Who
China has banned time travel and a lot of other reliable and enjoyable science fiction tropes. This comes from new guidelines issued last spring by the State Administration of Radio Film and Television. The guidelines ban plot lines that contain elements of “fantasy, time-travel, random compilations of mythical stories, bizarre plots, absurd techniques, even propagating [...]
From Russia With Love, Comrade Humps Mannequin
So are things so bad in Russia that fetishists have to get their freak on in public? Or are things so good in Russia that fetishists don’t worry about public opinion and they just let their freak flag fly? Somebody please tell me. It’s like a poor man’s (a really poor man’s) Lars and the [...]
Woman Says She’s Too ‘Educated’ To Be Kicked Off New York Train
A woman traveling on New York’s Metro North train line was recorded by a fellow passenger ranting to train employees that she is too “well-educated” to be told to quiet down and not use profanity in her cell-phone conversation. “Do you know what schools I’ve been to? How well-educated I am?” she asks the train [...]
Samuel L. Jackson Reads Go the F**k to Sleep
I’ve never really been a fan of audio books or celebrities making easy cash for reading into a microphone, until now. Samuel L. Jackson has the perfect voice for putting the kids to sleep. (You may want to turn the speakers down for this one if you’re at the office or you’re not a big [...]
Man High on Bath Salts Kills Neighbor’s Goat
Here’s the best case I’ve heard for legalizing marijuana, it would save innocent goats in West Virgina from nuts like Mark Thompson. The 19 year old Mr. Thompson went on a ‘bath salts’ bender that resulted in the likely sexual assault and murder of his his neighbor’s pygmy goat. Neighbor Lisa Powers said she bought [...]











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