A dwarf porn star who was billed as Gordon Ramsay’s double has been found dead under bizarre circumstances, according to the UK tabloid The Sunday Sport. Percy Foster’s 3 foot 6 inch body was discovered in a badger’s den in Wales. The Sunday Sport ran with an appropriate tabloid headline.
The report says the diminutive star was found, “deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program.”
Investigators have not yet ruled out suicide. Adult film producer Dexter Yamunkeh’s believes that Foster may have cracked under the strain of being the world’s leading (most likely only) Gordon Ramsay-lookalike-sex-dwarf:
“Percy was a little guy with big problems. He was doing well but he was under pressure, 24/7, like everyone in this goddamned business.”
The 35-year-old porn actor became a star when a production assistant on the set of Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go noticed how much the lilliputian Foster looked like celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay.
In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay’s double.
“Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen’s teeth and so can command top dollar. I’ve already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream,” he said.
A friend of Gordon Ramsay said he had not “f*cking heard” about tragic Percy’s death. An inquest into the death has been opened and adjourned.
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