It’s always difficult to pick out which mother is most deserving of Mother of the Year honors. But last week an Ohio woman shot up to the top of the list, by running over her teenage daughter in a parking lot. Nothing says love like the tire tracks of a sport utility vehicle.
Runner up for the award included the genius who thought that duct tape was the best way to keep her child in place.
And then there was last year’s winner Dina Lohan.
And the mother that all bad mothers try to emulate, Joan Crawford.