Snooki of “Jersey Shore” Arrested & Ten U.S. Strange Laws

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi of MTV’s The Jersey Shore was arrested last week for disorderly conduct.

Snooki initially refused the arrest attempt.  A source said Snooki had been drinking Patron before the incident. “J-WOWW was spotted trying to talk Snooki into going back into the house,” a friend said. “But Snooki was out of control and seemed drunk.”

Seaside Heights Police Chief Thomas Boyd says Snooki was arrested at around 3:25 p.m. Friday and charged with disorderly conduct after other beachgoers reported she was bothering them.

A police source told People Magazine that the reality star was seen intoxicated in public.  “She didn’t hurt anyone or get in a fight,” the source said. “She just needs to be in a drunk tank for two hours.”

Well at least she’s not following the Alexis Neiers plan, be a nobody get arrested and then get a reality TV show.  At least Snooki
realized that she had to pay her dues first and become a minor disposable celebrity before getting arrested.

And we’ll use Snooki’s arrest to segue into our posting about silly and strange laws:

• North Carolina has made it illegal to swear in front of dead people.

Who really goes out and enforces this one?  What if its a funeral and you’re thrilled that the deceased is dead?

• In San Diego, public schools have banned hypnotism.

If might help the kids if there was a post-hypnotic suggestion to pull up their ridiculously low slung baggy pants.  Maybe use it on the horndog teachers who prey on their students.

• In Florida having sexual intercourse with a porcupine is illegal.

Why?  Is this really a problem?  Were there lots of porcupines being violated?  So its ok in the other 49 states?  Score!

• In Kingsville, Texas, it is illegal for pigs to have sexual intercourse on airport property.

Why are people so concerned if pigs are having sex?  So pigs in Kingsville can pork away in front of a grade school, a church, a funeral home, a hospital, and a day care– but not on airport property?

• In Chico, California, you’ll receive a $500 fine for letting off a nuclear bomb in the city limits.

I’m not sure what would be left of Chico if said bomb actually went off.  Maybe the worse case of trying to close the barn door after the horse has bolted.

• In Miami, Florida, imitating animals is illegal.

So doggy style is out of question?

• In Maryland, Randy Newman’s song ‘Short people’ is still banned on the radio.

That’s odd, I figured Maryland would have a better sense of humor considering that Michael Steele once held elected office there.

• In Logan County, Colorado, kissing a woman while she sleeps is illegal.

So skip the foreplay and get right to rough stuff.  Check.

• In Kentucky, you are breaking the law if you carry a concealed weapon over 6ft in length.

I’m not aware of many things over 6ft in length that can be consider “concealed”.  After about 3 and half feet you’ll see it coming.

• In Alabama, you are breaking the law if you are in control of a motor vehicle if wearing a blindfold.

This shocks me.  I thought that Alabama was more of a anything goes kind of state.