Persons Unknown, Pointlessly Bad TV

Persons Unknown, Pointlessly Bad TV

I really must remember to write a note to myself reminding me to not watch ANY shows that are basically knock offs of The Prisoner. They are ALL shit with no real endings except for the original Prisoner because Patrick McGoohan was dreamy. For the better part of the summer I have been watching Persons [...]

Ben Quayle Chip Off The Old Blockhead

Ben Quayle Chip Off The Old Blockhead

I thought that Eric Massa from New York took the cake for weird politicians.  But now we have a new contender, one with a serious pedigree.  Meet Former Vice President Dan Quayle’s son, Ben, who is running for Congress in Arizona.  For those of you to young to remember Dan Quayle combined the media savvy [...]

Heidi Montag Desperate for Relevance, Chats About Her Boobs

Heidi Montag Desperate for Relevance, Chats About Her Boobs

Heidi Montag thinks talking about her breasts will get our attention.  I’ll admit, that did put her back on the radar. The 23-year-old reality TV personality  is desperate to remove the ludicrous G size breast implants that she had fitted last November. This despite shortly after the operation saying that she wanted to go still [...]

Weird X-Rays, Indicate Gene Pool Needs Cleaning

Weird X-Rays, Indicate Gene Pool Needs Cleaning

Medical science can show us x-rays featuring objects not considered normal to show up when going in for that check-up.  And if you are unfortunate enough to personally have x-rays like this, they aren’t the kind of photos to post on your Facebook page, showing all of your friends and co-workers how: (1) Stupid you [...]

Corpulent Canadian Criminal Clashes with Cops

Corpulent Canadian Criminal Clashes with Cops

Canadian scales of justice were strained last Friday when it took 15 minutes for an extremely large Edmonton man to plead guilty to charges stemming from a bizarre and violent police standoff. The challenge was getting the man – who weighs between 400 and 500 pounds – in and out of the courthouse. Troy McMath, [...]

For College Freshmen, Cursive is Dead and Fergie Can Sing

For College Freshmen, Cursive is Dead and Fergie Can Sing

Each August since 1998, Beloit College has released the Beloit College Mindset List. It provides a look at the cultural touchstones that shape the lives of students entering college this fall. It was originally created as a reminder to faculty to be aware of dated references, and quickly became a catalog of the rapidly changing [...]

Bull Tramples Spectators in the Cheap Seats

Bull Tramples Spectators in the Cheap Seats

I guess Steve Slater fever is everywhere as a Spanish bull in Tafalla decides to do his own version of Take This Job and Shove It, by jumping out of the arena and into the stands. “What could have been a tragedy ended up as a big fright,” Tafalla Mayor Cristina Sota was cited as [...]

I’m Thrilled That My Sister Is Being Arrested

If there is a downside to reality TV, then this maybe it.  The woman in the video below is excited that her sister is being arrested.  She’s even more excited that the arrest is being recorded and will appear on a local show called, “County Law”.  I’m hoping that someone from VH1 will cast this [...]

10 Worst Fashion Faux Pas

10 Worst Fashion Faux Pas

We are Anglophiles here and tend to agree with most things that cross the pond.  So when the Telegraph came out with their list of the Ten Worst Fashion Faux Pas,  I was intrigued.  The stuff that I try to turn a blind eye to gets on their nerves too. 10 worst fashion faux pas [...]

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