Former Britain’s Got Talent contestant Emma Amelia Pearl Czikai is suing Simon Cowell for almost £2.5m ($3.8 million) claiming she was humiliated and degraded on ITV’s Britain Got Talent. Czikai first lodged her complaint of unfairness and discrimination in January. Obviously, Czikai is unaware of the first rule of good reality TV: Its supposed to [...]
Unusual Baby Names Sure To Make Kids Hate Their Parents
Anyone who names their child, “Puppy” should be arrested and the child should be placed in protective custody. The “Most Unusual Names of the Decade” list, was compiled by Bounty Parenting Club a British organization, after it attempted to discover how many parents had tried to give their baby an unusual name. The bizarre names [...]
Lindsay Lohan in cell next to Alexis Neiers, Chained Heat Dream Team
As Lindsay Lohan begins her 90-day sentence at Century Regional Detention Facility, she will most likely come across a familiar face. The 24-year-old actress will be housed in a 12-by-8 cell in the same jail as E! reality star Alexis Neiers, who is serving a 180-day sentence for felony residential burglary of Orlando Bloom’s home, [...]
Jersey Shore Loses Their Flag
A mural of the Italian flag, which covered part of the front of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” beach house at Seaside Heights and was used to symbolize the show which it UNICO says stereotyped Italian Americans, has been removed. The mural of the Italian flag was painted over the garage door of the shore house, with [...]
Flying Donkey Show On Russian Beach
Let’s see how can I get people’s attention? I know, I’ll stick a donkey in a parasail harness and drag it into the air. This marketing stunt was intended to attract people into parasailing at a private beach club. The animal, braying in terror, soared above the Russian southern coastal village of Golubitskaya while crying [...]
UK School Teacher Moonlights as Porn Star
Benedict Garrett, 30, is a sex education teacher in England who knows more about the Birds and the Bees than most. Until recently he was moonlighting as a hardcore porn star. Garrett owned up to his secret life after students discovered he was already a stripper called Johnny Anglais who plugs his steamy routine on [...]
Lindsay Lohan Ready for Jailhouse Rock
Can someone please explain to me the whole Lindsay Lohan thing? I get that Little Miss Train Wreck is going to serve at least some time in prison and rehab. I get that she’s been surrounded by throngs of hangers-on and a family that treats her like a wing-man/meal ticket. At the ripe age of [...]
Why does Jezebel Hate Olivia Munn?
For whatever reason, the popular women’s interest website Jezebel enjoys taking shots at Olivia Munn. They complained about Munn when her book came out. Then in their ” The Daily Show is sexist” diatribe she came up again. Ladies, its not a conspiracy. Sure you went out and found some disgruntled ex-employees of The Daily [...]
Things I Miss About The 20th Century, Album Covers
Things I miss about the 20th Century… album covers. I’m talking the nice big twelve inch or so square pieces of art that were the graphic embodiment of the music contained inside. Granted most album covers were utilitarian and just helped to identify the enclosed record from the hundreds of other records on the shelf. [...]











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