Woman in Sumo Suit Assaults Ex-girlfriend In Gay Pub

Woman in Sumo Suit Assaults Ex-girlfriend In Gay Pub

There is no punchline for this story, its perfectly absurd the way it is. From the Hearld.ie in Ireland: A reveller at a fancy dress party in one of Dublin’s best known gay bars attacked her ex-girlfriend in a row over a novelty wrestler’s suit. Sandra Talbot (32) assaulted her ex-partner with a bottle she [...]

Free Alexis Neiers, I Want Season Two Of Pretty Wild

Free Alexis Neiers, I Want Season Two Of Pretty Wild

I know I’m late to the party, but I finally got around to watching a few episodes of Pretty Wild on E!  Its a lovely reality show featuring flash in the pan reality star/ criminal Alexis Neiers and her family. Alexis was part of the “Bling Ring”, bored teenagers accused of burgling $3 million in [...]

Utah's Lady Godiva Into Literal Grand Theft Auto

Utah’s Lady Godiva Into Literal Grand Theft Auto

Last Tuesday, cops say a Utah woman stole a car, led the owner on a high speed chase, wrecked that car, stole the police car that responded to the accident, and totaled said police cruiser before finally being tasered.  All while stark naked. West Valley City Police Capt. Tom McLachlan said the chase started in [...]

Cannibal Killer Cooks Cellmate, Needs Salt

Cannibal Killer Cooks Cellmate, Needs Salt

A ‘cannibal’ prisoner told a French court how he murdered a fellow inmate and ate one of his lungs ‘because he gave me a dirty look’. Nicolas Cocaign, 38, is facing life in jail for the murder and torture of Thierry Baudry, 41, in the cell they shared in the French city of Rouen. Cocaign, [...]

Bored Billionaire Runs for California Governor

Bored Billionaire Runs for California Governor

I’m disturbed by the thought of former eBay CEO Meg Whitman running for governor of California. Sure she has weird skeletons in her closet, like not bothering to vote for 28 years, her links to Goldman Sachs, and her six-figure settlement board room shoving match.  But what concerns me the most is the amount of [...]

Meet Joe Barton, British Petroleum's BFF

Meet Joe Barton, British Petroleum’s BFF

The week isn’t over yet and we’ve had way too much entertainment up on Capitol Hill, brought to us by America’s Oil companies.  Today we find, that British Petroleum does have a friend in Washington.  Its Rep. Joe Barton (R-Texas), the ranking member of the House Energy and Commerce.  The Republican lawmaker apologized to BP [...]

Matador Fed Up with Bulls

Matador Fed Up with Bulls

Last Sunday, Christian Hernandez decided that he was fed up with his job.  You can almost hear the strains of the Johnny Paycheck classic, Take This Job and Shove It– if it were played by a Mariachi band.  You see, Mr. Hernandez was matador and he decided that it was time to fold ‘em… during [...]

Lost At Sea, Responsible Parenting

Lost At Sea, Responsible Parenting

When I was 16 I wasn’t allowed to use my house key to get into my house after a date. To ensure my mom knew exactly when I got home, my mother would lock the screen door rendering my house key useless.  Because she cared. Today rescuers began searching for Abby Sunderland, age 16, of  [...]

Cursed and Cursing the FIFA World Cup

Cursed and Cursing the FIFA World Cup

Since we have an international readership we have to touch on The Beautiful Game.  The World Cup kicks off in South Africa in a less than twenty-four hours.  So the things that jumped out at me the most other than ESPN’s marketing push to make Americans care about the most popular sport in the world– [...]

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