WTF! Portland? Betty White in a Bikini!?

I don’t know what people in Portland are smoking these days, I just know I don’t want any of it.  The Portland Mercury, an entertainment weekly in Portland, Oregon, polled their readers on what they’d like to see on the newest cover.  And they got this…

Artist Andrew Zubko illustrated a metal bikini-clad Betty White a la Princess Leia in Return of the Jedi. White is holding a flaming buzz-saw.  Riding a centaur with the head of the late John Ritter, with a volcano exploding in the background.  Stay classy, Portland.