Let’s file this under things that you can’t unsee, or things that you really keep looking at because they are so messed up. Holly Comesoftly sent me this link for the trailer to the new horror flick The Human Centipede. First off you have to hand it to the director and producers, they do believe [...]
The Fuhrer Likes Kanye West As Much As I Do
Now I never thought I would agree with anything that Hitler ever said or did, but since this is a parody… the normal rules of reality do not apply. The scene is taken from director Oliver Hirschbiegel rather serious film, “Downfall”. However the subtitles are a fanciful take on what the Fuhrer might have done [...]
ABC Bans Busty Model, Still Features Lohan
Censorship is awful thing in a democracy. I found it rather disturbing that the ABC Television Network first banned then considered heavily editing an ad from Lane Bryant that featured Cacique, its new line of lingerie. “We’ve never witnessed this level of content censorship,” said Holly Baird, a rep for the Lane Bryant. It doesn’t [...]
If Christian Rap Continues, Hell Can't Be That Bad
How did this marketing meeting go? They decided they needed to communicate with young people, so they went with bustin a few rhymes. Is the message of eternal peace, hope, and love so stale in the 21st century that rapping is the best way to sell it? Well after seeing that I have no desire [...]
I Used to Think Scott Baio Was a Douche, But Did He Have to Prove Me Right?
I’ve never really had a high opinion of Scott Baio. I went from no opinion to a relatively bad opinion after his reality show, Scott Baio is 45 …and Single. If you caught any of the show this came as no surprise… at the end of it Scott Baio, manchild reluctantly proposed to his long [...]
WTF! Portland? Betty White in a Bikini!?
I don’t know what people in Portland are smoking these days, I just know I don’t want any of it. The Portland Mercury, an entertainment weekly in Portland, Oregon, polled their readers on what they’d like to see on the newest cover. And they got this… Artist Andrew Zubko illustrated a metal bikini-clad Betty White [...]
Naughty School Spycams Student's Laptop
I know this story has been out for a few weeks but, in light of Catholic Church abuse scandal this new revelation in the Lower Merion School School District Webcam-spying case is just creepy. Here’s the short version, Lower Merion School District, based in Ardmore, PA issued laptops to its students last fall. Seeing as [...]
Retailer Reaps Souls from Online Customers
Apparently, 7,500 customers of the UK gaming retailer GameStation sold their souls online. As part of an April Fool’s joke, GameStation decided to slip a clause into the terms and conditions of its purchase contracts that gave the company the rights to their customers’ immortal souls. Its that bit of legalese that we skip when [...]
The One About Justin Beiber
Holly – 12:09pm Ok, this is priceless too…Justin Beiber is convinced he has street cred: Last November a female fan of teenage sensation Justin Bieber was hospitalized after chaos broke out at an album signing in New York. Security personnel were overwhelmed when more than 1,000 screaming fans showed up at the Roosevelt Field shopping [...]











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