All Ladies Love LL Cool J... except Sarah Palin

All Ladies Love LL Cool J… except Sarah Palin

First let me say say that I am convinced that all ladies love LL Cool J.  My mom loves LL Cool J. Really, what’s not to love?  Sarah “maverick, pretend(and real) gun-shooting, chronic winker and evader of questions” Palin has a new special that’s suppose to air on, surprise, Fox News Channel called “Real American [...]

Scarface, The School Play

Scarface, The School Play

This is what nationwide cuts in grade school education budgets get us… laid off teachers, disbanding of athletic programs, and Brian De Palma’s Scarface as the subject of a school play?!  Whatever happened to Shakespeare?  Neil Simon?  Mamet anyone? Scarface School Play – Watch more Funny Videos

When Mimes Attack Xenophobes

When Mimes Attack Xenophobes

So I don’t agree with this guy’s politics, but I don’t think when he woke up that morning to exercise his constitutional rights to free speech he thought– I’m going to be assaulted by mimes. Obviously, Roy Beck expected trouble because he brought bodyguards.  Mr. Beck is director of the immigration restrictionist group, NumbersUSA. He [...]

Flamethrowing Motorbike Deemed Dangerous

Flamethrowing Motorbike Deemed Dangerous

Colin Furze is a remarkable man.  Inspired by James Bond and no doubt by the George Carlin quote: The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.” [...]

Sex-for-tickets Trial Nearing Climax

Sex-for-tickets Trial Nearing Climax

I’m a sports fan.  Not to the extent that I’ll paint my face or assault someone because they’re wearing a rival jersey, but I understand rooting for a favorite team.  I just can’t see taking it to the extreme that superfan Susan Finkelstein did. Susan Finkelstein, 44, is currently on trial in Pennsylvania for attempting [...]

Are You Popular?

Are You Popular?

Before teenagers looked to TV, Facebook, and Twitter they had to rely on educational film strips to tell them what to do and how to behave.  This one from 1947 entitled “Are You Popular” tackled the thorny question of teenage popularity. Some of the pearls of wisdom in this ten minute short: “No, girls who [...]

Attention Drunks

Attention Drunks

You know what I love about small town government?  Problems get solved.  Case in point, Peter Antal, the Mayor of Pecica, a small Romanian border town had a serious problem.  His town apparently has a lot of drunken pedestrians who get hit by cars.  “In recent years… some traffic accidents (have) resulted, in some cases, [...]

Texas Prison Guard Fired for Belief in Satanic Lizards

Texas Prison Guard Fired for Belief in Satanic Lizards

A veteran Dallas County jail guard has been fired for making offensive comments to co-workers,  including his contention that gays should be “put to death.”  Stephen Johnson, 59, had been disciplined for making offensive comments in the past, records show.   He was fired last January for conduct unbecoming an officer and for lying to internal [...]

Pitchmen the Logical, Reluctant, and Delusional

Pitchmen the Logical, Reluctant, and Delusional

I’ve been thinking about this one for a while, the celebrity endorsement.  The idea that I will buy something simply because a famous person is talking about it.  I think I’ve identified three types of celebrities: The Logical, the Reluctant, and the Delusional.  First up, the logical celebrity endorsement as typified by Ronald Reagan and [...]

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