We Have No Women Today

If you’re in your 20s, single and into Chinese guys, I’ve got great news for you.  In the 1980s China began it’s now infamous one child policy.  To be fair, I can see their point.  It is the most populous country in the world. There was a very real threat of overpopulation and a general inability to feed all those Chinese.

China in it’s infinite wisdom issued in most cases a one child policy.  Now, here’s the catch, because Chinese couples were only allowed one child most opted for a male child. This meant millions of sex specific abortions. The government banned such abortions in July 2004.

Now, let’s think about this, kids, what happens if you only have boy rabbits in the hutch. No baby rabbits. Apparently mass gynaecide has a tiny little hiccup. Like the men of mars in 1968, China needs women…about 24 million.

Life imitates sci-fi cheesefest

Presently, men entering their 20s need to either start cruising for much older or much younger women if they want to get married, because there aren’t enough chicks to go around.  If you’re a young guy this is the crappiest game of musical chairs ever.  Incidentally, China intends to maintain the one child policy for at least another decade.  On the upside, laws of supply and demand allow Chinese women to be REALLY picky.

Being a multimillionaire international basketball star like Yao Ming will improve your chances.