Jersey Shore 2, Assault On the Hamptons or South Beach

Jersey Shore 2, Assault On the Hamptons or South Beach

Tweet The New York Post has broken the story that the controversial cast of MTV’s hit reality show finally inked a deal for a sophomore season, but they’re taking their fist-pumping, oompa-loompa antics to another beach.  MTV scouts are eyeing several locations in the Hamptons, Delaware, and possibly South Beach. Negotiations began at $5,000 per [...]

Wal-Mart's Screaming Clown Strategy

Wal-Mart’s Screaming Clown Strategy

Tweet I know that Wal-Mart suffers from an image problem.  Mainly that people in the big city turn up their nose at Wal-Mart and prefer to discount shop at the more chic (rather more chicly marketed) Target.  The Wal-Mart brass thinks they can get my attention with a clown screeching like a banshee. The ad [...]

Groundhog Day Robot Favored By PETA

Groundhog Day Robot Favored By PETA

Tweet How many things are automated in your day?  Your banking, your shopping, your love life?  Well if  PETA has its way, Groundhog Day will soon join them. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals want to save Punxsutawney Phil from the media circus that accompanies his annual prognostication on the length of winter.  [...]

Italian Teen Stabs Father Over PlayStation Game

Italian Teen Stabs Father Over PlayStation Game

Tweet I’m not sure which part of this story disturbs me more.  There are so many stereotypes here: angry teenager, passionate Italians, violent soccer fan.  As reported by Reuters, Fabrizio R., suffered a deep cut to the throat after his 16-year-old son, Mario, attacked him during an argument on Sunday over the soccer video game [...]

The Envelope Please, January 2010

The Envelope Please, January 2010

Tweet It’s the most wonderful time of year, the Super Bowl is on the horizon and film awards season is in full swing. We’ve gotten past the joke that is the Golden Globes.  The far more relevant Screen Actors Guild and the Producers Guild passed out their awards this past weekend.  The BAFTAs nominations were [...]

Conan O'Brien's Bugatti Veyron Mouse

Conan O'Brien's Bugatti Veyron Mouse

Tweet When I grow up, I want to be Conan O’Brien.  Well I don’t want that hair, but I would like to get “fired” and given $45 million dollars to leave the building. Of course this was his dream job, but now he has NBC’s time and money to play with so in Thursday night’s [...]

Spartacus: Blood and Sand-- Where's a Good Homoerotic Overtone When You Need One?

Spartacus: Blood and Sand– Where’s a Good Homoerotic Overtone When You Need One?

Tweet So, Tuesday night I got invited to a sneak peek at the new Starz original series, Spartacus: Blood and Sand. I was actually looking forward to it.  Blood, sex, and violence in a period of time that involves hot guys greased and leathered beating the crap out of each other appeals to my nether [...]

Bully Rapper Axed By Her Majesty's Government

Bully Rapper Axed By Her Majesty’s Government

Tweet I don’t know any of the people involved, but this did make me laugh since the whole thing takes place at the intersection of celebrity, irony, and vanity.  Apparently Dappy, star of the UK hip hop band N-Dubz has incredibly thin skin. BBC Radio 1 listener Chloe Moody texted The Chris Moyles Show while [...]

We Have No Women Today

We Have No Women Today

Tweet If you’re in your 20s, single and into Chinese guys, I’ve got great news for you.  In the 1980s China began it’s now infamous one child policy.  To be fair, I can see their point.  It is the most populous country in the world. There was a very real threat of overpopulation and a [...]

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