Holly's Rant on You Tube Sensations

Holly’s Rant on You Tube Sensations

I was watching clips from the Today show today and they had that kid who got a book for Christmas. Needless to say he was not thrilled and proceeded to call it poo. Fair enough. I know I’ve gotten my share of poo gifts through the years. The clip is, apparently, a big hit on [...]

Dad Castrates Man For Dating His Teenage Daughter

Dad Castrates Man For Dating His Teenage Daughter

Irate that his teenage daughter was dating an older man and frustrated that the police refused to intervene, a German dad went to the 57-year-old’s home and castrated him with a bread knife. Helmut Seifert recently pled guilty to attacking Phillip Genscher; with the help of two of his co-workers he went to Genscher’s home [...]

Chinese Import White Trash Values, The McWedding

Chinese Import White Trash Values, The McWedding

What is it with Asia’s fascination with all things involving American pop culture?  The Europeans don’t really care about us they love their soccer.  Latin America kind of cares about us but they’ve got telenovelas and soccer.  A wedding at McDonald’s isn’t really something they’re cheering about. But over in Hong Kong, couples who think [...]

Karl Rove Maybe Right, But The Cool Kids Don't Care

Karl Rove Maybe Right, But The Cool Kids Don’t Care

I never thought that Karl Rove and I would agree on anything.  But I’m glad that the man called a spade a spade when he said, “If you look underneath the surface of the Tea Party movement you will find that it is not sophisticated.” He went on to explain that the Tea Party and [...]

Is It Too Late To Put Elvira On The Ballot?

Is It Too Late To Put Elvira On The Ballot?

As some of you other there have gathered I can’t stand Christine O’Donnell, Republican candidate for Senate in Delaware.  She and her Teabagging ilk are the bottom of the barrel in American politics.  Not that the current crop of mainstream Democrats and Republicans are better– its just that they seem to have a better grasp [...]

Let Ryan Murphy Remake Rocky Horror On The Big Screen

Let Ryan Murphy Remake Rocky Horror On The Big Screen

So it came out yesterday that on the heels of doing a Glee inspired Rock Horror Picture Show, Ryan Murphy has expressed interest in doing a big screen remake of the classic film.  I say go.  Murphy has got the hot hand in Hollywood with Glee and we know he’s got a keen visual sense [...]

When did Booty Become a Four Letter Word in Cheerleading?

When did Booty Become a Four Letter Word in Cheerleading?

I will grant you that competitive cheerleading at the high school and college level is a real sport and that what we see on NFL sidelines is just an excuse to sell calendars.  So when I saw this story out of Nebraska, I was confused.   An 11-year-old girl who was thrown off a Nebraska elementary [...]

Did Your God Save The Chilean Miners?

Did Your God Save The Chilean Miners?

So the 33 Chilean miners trapped more than 2,000 feet underground for 69 days are now free.  But who really freed them?  Different churches are lining up trying to claim their unique divine intervention in the rescue, forgetting about the impressive technological achievement and cooperation of the Chilean engineers and government officials. So these opportunistic [...]

Mike Myers Doing Pepé Le Pew

Mike Myers Doing Pepé Le Pew

Conceptually, I like both Mike Myers and Pepé Le Pew. But two things disturbed me about this pairing. One, has Mike Myers really burned through all of his Shrek Austin Powers money?  Does the world need a live-action/CGI movie staring a Mike Myers voiced Pepé Le Pew? I know that Warner Bros has been trying [...]

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