Palin Going Rogue and Running on Fumes

Palin Going Rogue and Running on Fumes

Tweet I tried to ignore the former Alaska governor.  I didn’t say a word when she quit her job last July. I didn’t say anything sarcastic when she and David Letterman went round and round.  But now I think she needs some advice.  She’s on her book tour for “Going Rogue“, she’s been on Oprah, [...]

Ten Most Famous Mistresses

Ten Most Famous Mistresses

Tweet So Time.com compiled their list of history’s ten most famous mistresses.  I can only ask– are they out of their mind!  They put Tiger Woods’ side piece, Jaimee Grubbs at the top of the list.  She schtupped a pro golfer, not a politician.  And she’s not the only one he was seeing.  Here is [...]

The Lady Or The Tiger, A Study in Humiliation and Shame

The Lady Or The Tiger, A Study in Humiliation and Shame

Tweet Why is it that when a husband is caught in an act of infidelity, the wife is always the humiliated party? Tiger Woods has pretty much been busted for cheating on his wife, with what appears to be a slew of strikingly similar looking chicks. At first I admired his wife for allegedly going [...]

Shiny Suds Promotes Rape

Shiny Suds Promotes Rape

Tweet This week’s award for missing the point goes to readers over at the blog Shakesville and its Today in Rape Culture page.  They took offense to an ad that was part of a viral campaign for household cleaner company Method. The Association of National Advertisers and Method see the ad as supporting the Household [...]

Computer Love: Man Marries Videogame Chick

Computer Love: Man Marries Videogame Chick

Tweet Is it me?  Why can’t I find something mundane or boring about Japanese culture?  In what surely must be the first wedding of its kind, a man has married an anime videogame character. Last Sunday, a man named Sal9000 married the love of his life. Her name is Nene Anegasaki, and she lives inside [...]

Marilyn Monroe Smokes Pot and Lohan's Secret Beau

Marilyn Monroe Smokes Pot and Lohan’s Secret Beau

Tweet The problem with being a dead celebrity is that people will talk about you when you’re gone. And you can’t come back and defend yourself from the vultures. Being a celebrity anything, anyone, or anyplace you came in contact with for more than half a second is instantly “interesting”. Take attention starved stage mom, [...]

Clean Shaven or Crumbling Zombies, Necrosha vs. Blackest Night

Clean Shaven or Crumbling Zombies, Necrosha vs. Blackest Night

Tweet OK now I feel like an idiot.  Here I was last month talking about how original and interesting Marvel’s Necrosha crossover seemed.  Confined to the X-books, the miniseries is basically using dead characters as an army to plague our heroes.  Well over at DC,virtually the same thing is happening in the Blackest Night crossover [...]

Bride and Groom Win Skyscraper Race and Free Wedding

Bride and Groom Win Skyscraper Race and Free Wedding

Tweet As if wedding planning isn’t hard enough, why not dangle the prospect of a free wedding in front of a few desperate brides and grooms.  What’s the catch?  You have to race nine other couples up 1,144 steps of a Tel Aviv skyscraper.  And do it while wearing white wedding gowns and grey tuxedos. [...]

The Gayest Thing Ever-- Bea Arthur, Madame, and Rock Hudson

The Gayest Thing Ever– Bea Arthur, Madame, and Rock Hudson

Tweet So last night I pulled up The Cleveland Show on my DVR.  The show had a Thanksgiving holiday themed open straight out of the late 1970s with guest stars:  Crystal Gayle, Waylon Flowers and Madame, Tony Dorsett, and The Cleveland Brown dancers.  As funny as the open was, the part that made me howl [...]

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