Tweet As if wedding planning isn’t hard enough, why not dangle the prospect of a free wedding in front of a few desperate brides and grooms. What’s the catch? You have to race nine other couples up 1,144 steps of a Tel Aviv skyscraper. And do it while wearing white wedding gowns and grey tuxedos. [...]
The Gayest Thing Ever– Bea Arthur, Madame, and Rock Hudson
Tweet So last night I pulled up The Cleveland Show on my DVR. The show had a Thanksgiving holiday themed open straight out of the late 1970s with guest stars: Crystal Gayle, Waylon Flowers and Madame, Tony Dorsett, and The Cleveland Brown dancers. As funny as the open was, the part that made me howl [...]
Drilling for 100 year old Scotch whiskey in Antarctica
Tweet How far would you go for a drink? To the kitchen? To the bar up the street? Try Antarctica, that’s how far distillers Whyte and Mackay are willing to go. The beverage company has asked a excavation team to drill through Antarctica’s ice for two crates of McKinlay and Co. Scotch whiskey that were [...]
Demon Barbers of Russia
Tweet Police officials in Russia have arrested three homeless men suspected of killing a man, eating part of the body and selling other parts to a kebab shop. Apparently, three homeless men attacked a 25 year old man with hammers and knives. They left bits of their victim near a bus stop in the city [...]
How Not to Be Seen, Tokyo Style – Vending Machine Disguise
Tweet I must give designer Aya Tsukioka credit for attempting to “demonstrate the value of not being seen”. Working with her environment, Tsukioka has created a skirt that changes into a vending machine. No its not a working vending machine, but one that she hopes will give the wearer significant camouflage if they are being [...]
Brits Are Ugliest In The World So Says Elite Dating Site
Tweet Reuters picked this up today, Britons are among the ugliest people in the world, according to dating website BeautifulPeople.com. Fewer than one in eight British men and just three in 20 women who have applied to the “elite dating site” have been accepted. The site was founded in 2002 in Denmark and went live [...]
ABC’s V Could Use The Beastmaster
Tweet The second episode of V was disappointing, its not just me– nearly 4 million fewer viewers tuned in. It seems to be playing out like the original series. Big spaceships. Attractive brunette alien with a non-threatening name running the show. They’re still lizards and they’re up to no good. The dialogue was clunky when [...]
Brit Cops Get Schooled In Drug Slang
Tweet You have to give police officials in the UK and “A” for effort on this one. To aid officers in fighting their war on drugs, the Police National Legal Database (PNLD) has drafted a document that catalogs 2,875 words and phrases, used by commonly by drug criminals. The reason being that, the cops have [...]
Elizabeth Lambert Displays MMA Skills During Soccer Game
Tweet I wasn’t aware that collegiate women’s soccer was now a full contact sport. But if you watch the on-field antics of Elizabeth Lambert of the University of New Mexico, it is now. Last Thursday night, Lambert displayed moves more often seen in mixed martial arts tournaments or by NFL linebackers looking to smoke a [...]


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