As Summer TV programming begins to fade away, Geppetto asked, “Which town is the most dangerous place to live, Eureka of SyFy Channel’s Eureka or Bon Temps of HBO’s True Blood?”
For my money, its Eureka. You’re basically stuck in a science fair cluster f*ck. Walking down the street you suddenly realize your skeletal structure is now goo or you’ve been vaporized by someone’s garage door opener.
Of the two Bon Temps is the safer choice, however chances are better that you’ll live if you follow a few rules:
1. Don’t have sex with Jason Stackhouse no matter how temped you may be.
2. Don’t try to screw over a vampire. It will not end well.
3. Don’t go to any parties where the Maryann is serving tons of booze and weed.
Maryann's parties never end well
4. Don’t try to rape anybody.
5. Stay away from anyone with a dodgy Cajun accent.
Although, the worst place of all time to live, was of course, Twin Peaks. Everyone seemed to know everyone else in this small blip in the north– but it took two years to figure out Dad did it when he was
possessed by Bob!? You might fall prey to murder, possession, rape, and/or visions of alternate realities. On the plus side great coffee and cherry pie.
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