I’m kind of torn on the whole McSteamy sex tape. First of all, he’s all yummy and whatnot, so part of me wants to see it. From the few accounts I have read it sounds kind of boring. What can I say. I guess I’m spoiled when it comes to sex tapes.
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It’s got the three way thing going for it but it still sounds a bit boring. Maybe they were too high. Maybe this isn’t the director’s cut. There doesn’t really seem to be a wow factor. Two chicks, a guy, a hot-tub, and ramblings about porn names really doesn’t cut it for me.
Rubber Duckie as prop?
I’ve seen videos of a guy and a couple of apples, a girl and a balloon, a guy and a tree, a guy, a really big girl and some cookie dough (don’t ask) and a guy dressed up like Bigfoot. Come on , kids. You need to step up your game.
Dethroned Beauty Queen and Tape Star
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8:37AM – Geppetto Jones
Tuff Hedemen? That was the name Dane came up with.
8:39AM – Holly Comesoftly
We may need to fact check. I heard it was Cocaine Manor.
8:49AM – Geppetto Jones
I got it out of an Aussie paper online. I’ll dig a little deeper.
8:55AM – Holly Comesoftly
Can I just say, it gave me quite the giggle this morning to have to suggest that we may need to fact check a story about what sounds like a crap sex tape. I mean really. What is the official formula for creating your porn name? Is it the same as your drag name? I get those two confused.
9:38AM – Geppetto Jones
The stars of the tape have differing views of their public debut. Apparently Eric Dane and wife Rebecca Gayheart have lawyered up. Their legal eagle Marty Singer told TMZ and Gawker.com, “From what I’ve seen it’s a naked tape, not a sex tape. At most it’s 3 people maybe wanting to have sex.”
However Kari Ann Peniche is enjoying her new 15 minutes of fame. Her first go around was as 2002′s Miss Teen USA pageant winner. But she was stripped of her crown when she appeared nude in Playboy. Gawker.com asks, ” Where does Kari go from here? Rule out legit film or television work right off the bat. She’s already done Playboy and a D-List reality show, so it’s not like she can give those another go-round…she can get ready for a slow fade into obscurity as “the girl in the sex tape with Eric Dane and Noxema girl.”
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It seems there is no sex in the alleged sex tape. That pretty much break the cardinal rule of a sex tape. You must have sex in a sex tape otherwise it’s a nudist flick. Not nearly as much fun.
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