Why do I have a picture of Julie Newmar in a 1960s ad for Smirnoff Vodka here? Why not? Occasionally, I post the odd vintage advertisement and this one took me back to my childhood. Was I child alcoholic? No, although if I had seen this ad as a kid and I thought I’d meet [...]
Top GM Boss Gets His Walking Papers, While Top Gear Sells Me On Ford
I don’t mean to kick a man when he’s down but when you lose billions of dollars, your company’s share price drops from $70 to $4, and lose market share all on your watch– its time to go. Unfortunately, the talking heads on CNBC are actually debating whether or not Rick Wagoner deserved to be [...]
Quiet Riot, French Workers Say "Non"
In these trying times, everyone takes the loss of their job differently. Take the French for instance, this past week: Workers at a factory operated by the U.S. firm 3M released the French manager they had held hostage for over 24 hours on Thursday after a deal on conditions for laid-off staff. The industrial director [...]
Three Stooges To Be Played By Oscar Winners
The Farrelly brothers are planing to do a Three Stooges movie. If the casting gods align, a bowl-cut Benicio Del Toro will be sticking his fingers in the eyes of a puffed-up Jim Carrey, while a frowsy-haired Sean Penn watches on in Bobby and Peter Farrelly’s update of The Three Stooges. Umm. Why? Do we [...]
Wired President Says No on 420
So the President had his town hall meeting earlier today from the White House, the interesting part was that it was online. Apparently 3.6 million people logged in to vote on more than 100,000 questions that were submitted. One of the top questions… weed. And Obama answered the people. “I have to say that there [...]
Girl In The Latex Mask
Normally, I’m a whatever floats your boat kinda guy. I follow the different strokes for different folks credo; but sometimes some fetishes are just way to kinky. This one isn’t kinky good IMHO, its just kinky creepy. Welcome to the world of masking. Its just like it sounds, it manages to combine the creepiness of [...]
Elderly Ladies Fight over Boyfriend in Dayton
Its not quite a sign of the apocalypse, but when a 73 year old woman threatens a 78 year old to “stay away from her man” you know something is amiss in the universe. The video below does not feature an elderly cat fight, its just the 78 year old woman telling a local Dayton [...]
Top 10 Worst Irish Accents on Film
The newly-launched Irish Central website has compiled a list of the top 10 worst Irish accents on film. So I’m using this to atone for missing an actual post on St. Patrick’s Day. Call it Catholic guilt. What’s amusing about the list is that most of the actors on the list have won Oscars, [...]
Barack-etology, Obama Fills Out His March Madness Bracket
Its nice to have a sports fan back in the White House. I know George W. Bush was a baseball fan, but he doesn’t count. He was also a club owner (The Texas Rangers), we all know that owners are a breed apart and not necessarily people you want to hang out with (Steinbrenner, Al [...]


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