Standards for Skanks on TV

We here at JSA have long enjoyed reality TV and the wide variety of skanks that it seems to attract.  Geppetto worked on the Surreal Life when it was on The WB.  And Holly Comesoftly has an encyclopedic knowledge of Flavor of Love, I Love New York, Charm School, Real Chance at Love, and Rock of Love Bus.  Now the Onion News Network has brought us an in-depth discussion on the effects of reality TV on our nation’s most abundant natural resource– skanks.  The Onion dares ask, “Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards for Skanks?”

In The Know: Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?