Tweet We here at JSA have long enjoyed reality TV and the wide variety of skanks that it seems to attract.  Geppetto worked on the Surreal Life when it was on The WB.  And Holly Comesoftly has an encyclopedic knowledge of Flavor of Love, I Love New York, Charm School, Real Chance at Love, and [...]

Tweet Lightning strikes twice for Ken Mink.  But not in a good way.  53 years after he was kicked out of Lees Junior College for a prank he didn’t commit, the 73-year-old’s return to the college hoops has again been put on hold.  Mink has been ruled academically ineligible to compete.  The issue is the [...]

Tweet Now Groundskeeper Willie may have labeled them cheese-eatin’ surrender monkeys, but I have always found the French to be very nice and accommodating.  Which may play into the stereotype.  I give you Garibaldi, a 15 year old military stallion, who went for a run through Paris streets after throwing off his Republican Guard rider.  [...]

Tweet From our friends across the pond at BBC News: Scientists studying the DNA of Neanderthals say they can find no evidence that this ancient species ever interbred with modern humans.  But our evolutionary cousins may well have been able to speak as well as us, said Prof Svante Paabo from Germany’s Max Planck Institute. [...]

Tweet So the guys in Office Space were right about “killing” that printer.  A preemptive strike if you will. Yahoo! Tech reported: In July 2007, an Australian research team quietly released a study that alleged that laser printers could release a fine, toxic dust — “on the scale of inhaled cigarette smoke” — whenever they [...]

Tweet I’m not player hating.  I just don’t understand.  Why would I turn to a nine-year old for advice on romance?  For lessons on how to score an extra chicken finger in the cafeteria lunch line — he’s the guy.  The BBC’s Radio One picks up the story: Now, desperate bachelors, looking for a fresh [...]

Tweet Britain’s Roman Catholic Church is advising lovelorn singles to direct their February 14 requests for love to St Raphael, rather than St Valentine. Over the years St Valentine has come incorrectly to be associated with finding love, the Church says.  He is the patron saint for those who have already found their soulmate. St [...]

Tweet Because nothing says “I love you”, better than a pair of 18k gold diamond stud earrings and a .45 semi-automatic pistol, one business owner in Wisconsin is fighting the recession with a unique offer. The owner of General Coin and Gun Exchange in Eau Claire came up with the idea to give away a [...]

Tweet Show your support for stamping out chauvinism in India and join The Pink Chaddi Campaign on Facebook. The Pink Chaddi Campaign is, “a consortium of Pub-going, Loose and Forward Women” who enjoy a good pub crawl and are living in the 21st century.  Unfortunately, this pisses off the Sri Ram Sena, a radical Hindu [...]