Last minute gift ideas…how about a 2009 Sarah Palin Calendar. Its perfect for the right winger in your life who thinks that Governor Palin is the Obi-Wan Kenobi of the Grand Old Party.
As far as being the future of the party, she might to keep the news from Alaska on the more positive side. She can start by screening potential beaus for Willow and Piper more closely. It doesn’t look too good when Bristol’s mother-in-law to be, Sherry L. Johnston, is arrested on six felony counts involving oxycontin: second-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance – generally manufacturing or delivering drugs – as well as fourth-degree misconduct involving controlled substances, or possession. If you’re going to preach “Family Values” to everyone make sure they start at home with some basic sex education and drug abuse information.
Still despite missteps like the drunken sailor wardrobe spending spree, the turkey slaughter interview, and her felony committing in-law, Governor Palin still has a lot of fans in the lower 48. Some of them have created a new social networking site for their pro-Palin activism, it’s called TeamSarah.org. The site boasts more than 60,000 members who are determined to stay connected and keep the conversation going for that push in 2012.
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If I could get some sort of promise in writing that she would be one the 2012 ticket I would contribute now. Palin is the best thing to happen to the democrats since well….I think we can all agreed she’s the best hockey mom ever.
Unbelievable! Sarah Palin left Hawaii because there were too many Asians there and it made her unforortable! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/06/palins-father-she-left-ha_n_381724.html
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